@UniWatch The Nebraska GK’s gloves are wild. Adidas calls them Predators. https://t.co/N9ujZ14hJK pic.twitter.com/TwsMfufiB8
— Brett Baker (@BrettSBaker) April 10, 2022
If there's one thing everyone always appreciates hearing from an air carrier like Delta, it's a completely false assessment of risk
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) April 19, 2022
Amazon workers were greeted with this message on Easter Sunday.@BusinessInsider calculated Jeff Bezos receives $152K/minute, while workers slog through a 10-12 hour shift for the chance to win a $2 snack raffle. pic.twitter.com/yezIzc5vtk
— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) April 18, 2022
(This is in Los Angeles, yes, you do occasionally see horses on the street.)There’s a wild city council meeting in Burbank happening right now. Council lady is against townhouses, calls the streets “equestrian priority areas.”
— Rafa (@Rafamonsta) April 19, 2022
“I may make up my mind” about releasing his taxes, @NYCMayor says after week-long quarantine pic.twitter.com/lN0MZVNx5e
— katie honan (@katie_honan) April 18, 2022
Assuming he filed a New Jersey resident return https://t.co/cYplwNZbQe
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) April 18, 2022
This is better than anything Elon Musk has ever come up with pic.twitter.com/RbqZCCYRmT
— Neil Ackerman (@ncackerman) April 17, 2022
Thanks for all the nice comments about the Bindicator, I realised that as a lone inventor I have to focus on simple and easy to make ideas - even simpler than this. The original tweet was the very first prototype so here's a nicer photo of a more recent version. pic.twitter.com/T1FGZId3IB
— Darren Tarbard (@tarbard) April 18, 2022
The Chinese embassy in Israel sent thermal coffee mugs as gifts to government offices. A suspected espionage device was found in one of the mugs. https://t.co/oxPpG2MvW2
— Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) April 12, 2022
The Shin Bet, Israel's domestic security agency, says that the suspicious component wasn't a spy device after all. Storm in a teacup. https://t.co/1v5yov9sf7
— Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) April 12, 2022
People are wondering how The New York Times ended up publishing cell phone camera footage of Elden Ring, and while I don't know the true reason, I can tell you their legal department is a good theory, because we went through the ringer in the early days of Waypoint at VICE.
— Patrick Klepek (@patrickklepek) April 13, 2022
(Long thread.)Another PR person at a very big Japanese company that you would definitely know responded with "if you want us to ask our Japanese lawyers, this will get very messy very fast, and I highly recommend you do not ask me to do that." (Not an exact quote. But pretty close.)
— Patrick Klepek (@patrickklepek) April 13, 2022
Just learned that Anthony Edwards named his dog "Anthony Edwards Jr." because he, too, can do everything. Absolute legend. pic.twitter.com/4Soms3wEtF
— C.J. Toledano (@CJToledano) April 18, 2022
In the playoffs jack #Thurskii #Wedaonesjack pic.twitter.com/zrNfY3JN6u
— Ant Jr. (@Antjr1_) April 13, 2022
Happy #NationalPuppyDay 🐶 pic.twitter.com/y4XK59pYic
— Minnesota Timberwolves (@Timberwolves) March 23, 2022
I just found out that in the arcade version of Frogger you can go down from your starting position on the sidewalk and I'm scared to try it. I'm scared to find out what happens.
— Jim Stormdancer (@mogwai_poet) April 11, 2022
If you didn't like our first option, the Southland Conference does have cultural ties to a great blast-from-the-past conference whose name is sitting unused.
— RedditFCS (@Reddit_FCS) April 11, 2022
Bring back the Gulf Star! pic.twitter.com/fNmJUtel73
“‘Silver Lake’ was named after Herman Silver, a Los Angeles City Councilmember from the late 1800s, and is two words”"People always accuse politicians of talking out of both sides of their mouths, so let me be clear on this issue," said @nithyavraman. "It is Silver Lake (Silverlake)." https://t.co/HjNHZCNicJ
— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) April 11, 2022
As some of you know my kids like to birdwatch. I told my kids to be really quiet and not let the birds see them. Now I found them dressed in ninja costumes while birdwatching. pic.twitter.com/QDA4gTVEpC
— Andy Kim (@AndyKimNJ) April 10, 2022
@lowkeywokey Hang loose! 🤙🏼#hawaii #zipline #momma ♬ original sound - MikeyFresh
@thatdoggosarge Just your recommended nightly dose of Seratonin. #kissesorcuddles #petsoftiktok #catsoftiktok #dogsofttiktok ♬ Come Softly to Me - The Fleetwoods
@winston.naughtypaws Reply to @joiner088 he literally won’t let me 🥲 #cinnamoncat #catsoftiktok #fashion #fyp ♬ Crazy - Patsy Cline
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