Because of stadium construction, we have to play three games at area high schools. To honor this moment, we are declaring May 20-27 Prep Week!— Minneapolis City SC (@mplscitysc) April 20, 2022
Get a Prep Week Polo + 2 tickets to the Prep Week games for just $40.
Check it out: https://t.co/FMMkZWDeKI pic.twitter.com/kRagsFKuvi
Congratulations to Twitter’s new cofounder.— Corey Quinn (@QuinnyPig) April 25, 2022
Imagine having enough money to buy a small detached house in Toronto and you blow it all acquiring Twitter.— Paul Fairie (@paulisci) April 25, 2022
Gonna quit Twitter and visit all my friends who left the US after Trump won and left the UK after Brexit.— Eliot Higgins (@EliotHiggins) April 25, 2022
If Batman was real he’d be the world’s least weird billionaire— Frankie Boyle (@frankieboyle) April 25, 2022
I am deleting my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and Gmail. To reach me in the future please find me on the battlefield in Fortnite Mobile.— Adrian Chen (@AdrianChen) March 20, 2018
I’m saving so much time this week because I already found out Mastodon sucked in 2018.— Canderous Ordoliberal 🕊 (@butleriano) April 25, 2022
Elon Musk told the United Nations he would give them $6 billion to end world hunger if they showed him a detailed plan of how they would use the money. They called his bluff and gave him their plan— and then they never got the money. Now he’s buying Twitter for $45 billion.— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) April 25, 2022
the "free speech" platform that is important is just the internet. which is why net neutrality and connectivity have been so important all along. if these folks truly cared about free speech they would do everything in their power to make the internet faster, cheaper, universal— tc (@chillmage) April 25, 2022
New from AP: "A U.S.-based intelligence company says it uncovered a network of more than 600 inauthentic Twitter accounts that spread a positive narrative of China’s far-western Xinjiang region." And earlier this month: "Anonymous Twitter users are exposing the extreme nationalism and pro-Russian sentiment circulating online in China -- and Beijing is not happy about it."
#Tesla generated $4.65 billion in China in Q1, 2022, a year-on-year increase of 52.8%. China is now Tesla's second-largest market, accounting for 24.8% of the company's revenue. pic.twitter.com/QnXeOwrN7u— Global Times (@globaltimesnews) April 26, 2022
The blue party doesn’t call me a groomer and it’s politicians don’t advocate for my execution. https://t.co/X1peB5kOem— Jordie🍓🍃 (@StrawberryLeaff) April 24, 2022
Related, this is beautiful phrasing.
In the restroom of my parent's synagogue pic.twitter.com/EQ5lKiZolf— E. Tori I Love Trans People (@ETori) April 24, 2022
Back to back National Review stories about "cancel culture:" in the top, complaints that a speaker was disinvited. In the bottom, complaints that a speaker was NOT disinvited. pic.twitter.com/KOEjThnyV7— Joe Mead (@JosephWMead) April 25, 2022
If Philly-Toronto goes 7 Ben Simmons should sit courtside (he’s available).— NoTechBen (@NoTechBen) April 26, 2022
Just to have it here pic.twitter.com/LzTMV4efu2— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) April 26, 2022
'what would you try and do if you were the second son of a moderately prosperous landed family' is a good question tho— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) April 24, 2022
I love Google reviews in Los Angeles.— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) April 24, 2022
Possessed by Satan himself, 3/5 stars. pic.twitter.com/xG21HuYBNz
Instead of blocking creepers in my DMs, I make them question their prowess as competitive eaters until they block me. It's that simple pic.twitter.com/Z1UKc9a2Qo— Emma Smith-Stevens (@ESmithStevens) April 20, 2022
just had a thought...term limits on large twitter accounts. you get four years and then you have to start over at zero— Erin Somers (@SomersErin) April 21, 2022
marvel got two kinda of movies, cool ones to watch while you are stoned,and the hat ones pic.twitter.com/wW7XzOzTLj— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) July 10, 2021
Almost cried not gonna lie pic.twitter.com/N1W6IinZmG— JK MOLINA (@OneJKMolina) April 22, 2022
Like a rocket! 💯 pic.twitter.com/4ep4VG6Apk— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden_) April 18, 2022
@allieweeksmurray My husband is always the one who stops me hahaha #ScreamItOut #TurboTaxAndRelax #ByeByeSundayBlues ♬ As It Was - Harry Styles
The lady was trying to say hi to my boy. But he was hide from her 😂♬ original sound - KthSmith Alex
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