Hasbro has just introduced, and this is not a joke, their new nightmarish mascot for NERF brand products named "Murph."
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) June 17, 2022
Murph's terrifying catchphrase is "unleash the play in you."
Here is Murph: pic.twitter.com/THZYb02sKY
(I hope to never find out if this is really their new mascot.)"no, no, Murph is not hunting you for sport and your delicious human meat, he is merely trying to
— Alex Zalben (@azalben) June 17, 2022
𝖚𝖓𝖑𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖞 𝖎𝖓 𝖞𝖔𝖚 pic.twitter.com/2dwRJOdOx8
I am begging you to understand the incoherent anti-woke movement exists for two reasons, an outlet to signal you’re down with cruelty, and a marketing apparatus to fence in the dopey maga rubes who’ve thrown billions of dollars at every snake oil to come down the pike
— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) June 17, 2022
Bears repeating what @MaritsaGeorgiou found, a photo of the governor dining in Tuscany, taken 12 minutes after his office issued a statement saying he would get back to Montana as quickly as possible. https://t.co/ttz4lnsXhn
— Kathleen McLaughlin (@kemc) June 17, 2022
Can you imagine getting murdered, and everyone is siding with the elephant?
— Shea Couleé (@SheaCoulee) June 16, 2022
I wonder if the inventor of paper straws ever considered that they would be in prolonged contact with liquid.
— Jordan Arthur Thomson (@jthomsonPHIL) June 17, 2022
i didn't know two of the wiggles were married and then broke up but kept performing together. the fleetwood mac of childrens entertainment
— amy b (@arb) June 5, 2022
the net part of the bathing suit is one of the cruelest prisons made for men
— The Baller of the First Sin (@ByYourLogic) June 6, 2022
From the USAF Artwork Collection, this 1952 Chuck Barnes image is entitled 'Ramming - Last Ditch Air Defense'. Evidently as recently as 1986 RAND Corp concluded that ramming was still a viable option for modern jets defending against enemy nuclear-armed bombers! pic.twitter.com/MAp4nx8aOp
— Tempest Books (@tempest_books) June 7, 2022
Today I learned that, in China, some BYD electric cars come with a microphone and a karaoke feature. America is officially losing the tech war. https://t.co/J7MBMjUDcZ pic.twitter.com/aRqAdJuQOs
— Will Knight (@willknight) June 7, 2022
This is the ideal academic collaboration,, this is what peak performance looks like 🧐 pic.twitter.com/ciyCXIkQgG
— femb✦t (@__femb0t) June 6, 2022
Handed a date my phone so he could pick a place for takeout and Postmates showed him a huge popup that said I ordered soup dumplings 3 days straight then basically said I was the #1 dumpling orderer in the city and asked if I wanted to send a personal message to the restaurant
— AJ (@ajdeluxe_) June 14, 2022
i apologized to the TSA agent for the abundance of pancake mix in my luggage and he said, “Never apologize for being who you are” pic.twitter.com/QcAMklzwMC
— 100T Chelsea 🐉 (@Chelsnii) June 16, 2022
just searched "yoga for fatigue" and instead found "yoga for when you feel dead inside" which, to be honest, is what I would've searched for first if I had known it existed
— Ginny Di 🌷 she/her (@itsginnydi) June 6, 2022
@hailezstorm i love me some 818 core #sanfernandovalley #sanfernando #valleygirl #fypシ ♬ sonido original - Erick Maravillas
@odyseaaquarium Cownose kisses! 😘 Named for the shape of its head, which when seen from above resembles a cow’s nose, the cownose ray is a moderately sized stingray native to the western Atlantic Ocean. Just beneath that bovine-shaped snout is a slit-like mouth that vacuums up clams, crabs, oysters, and other bottom-dwellers! Cownose rays are active swimmers -- and are rarely found lying still on the seafloor, preferring to swim at the surface of the water! #OdySeaAquarium ♬ Music For a Sushi Restaurant - Harry Styles
@tanyakokol ♬ оригинальный звук - Tik Toker
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