paused the video at a point where it looks like tiny biden is giving big biden a shoulder massage pic.twitter.com/1cYrGKRMWH
— Kady Ruth (@kady_ruth) June 3, 2022
this thread is so unintentionally hilarious in like a very dark way. look at all these shootings that weren't that bad! just a hail of gunfire hitting the middle school when nobody was inside!! https://t.co/nXH4B8aqtZ
— amy b (@arb) June 4, 2022
The problem with convincing yourself that people in power are playing 5D chess, is that those people are too busy effortlessly fucking you over with zero fear of consequences to bother trying to obfuscate anything whatsoever.
— Anosognosiogenesis (@pookleblinky) June 4, 2022
Caruso absolutely dominating with voters who live in these pic.twitter.com/bKayIlB8gR
— Spencer Somers (@spensom) June 3, 2022
Homo Estas? Very well, thank you. #LoveWins pic.twitter.com/5tXeGHxR8l
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) June 26, 2015
TikTok discourse of the week: everyone is convinced gasoline has lost its smell. pic.twitter.com/jHhlLxSFe5
— Abbie Richards (@abbieasr) June 2, 2022
is there an "is it safe to check my 401k yet" twitter bot yet
— darth™ (@darth) June 2, 2022
This tweet caused Sony to lose millions of dollars, it belongs in a museum. https://t.co/akN3U3wb8s
— Tash x Tash (@TashoftheFuture) June 4, 2022
The production values on the #PlatinumPartyatthePalace have been brilliant but the drone corgi absolutely topped it off pic.twitter.com/rmhDYzN145
— Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) June 4, 2022
When the captions give up pic.twitter.com/eAH2wS4KiN
— Mark Alves (@markalves) June 3, 2022
I'm creating a new type of collectible item, called a TIMS (This Is Mine Still). Here's how it works. I'll sell and mail you a copy of the receipt for something I own, like this Rolex. You'll own the proof of purchase, but I'll still own the watch. Here are the benefits: pic.twitter.com/xrdogA63O4
— Alan Graham (@agraham999) January 12, 2022
When I was 12 a mysterious guy in a top hat made me a deal where we lived in a nightmare dystopia but we got a new Star Wars every week, and in hindsight I regret my choice.
— drew weing (@drewweing) June 2, 2022
This is a wonderful photo pic.twitter.com/mOCCEcUgvj
— Peter J Hutchison (@OntarioKlingon) June 3, 2022
Garth Merengi's Dark Place FMV Game
— Sahil Bajaj is looking for work! (@Notoriously_BIG) June 3, 2022
BERT IS REAL??!! pic.twitter.com/5Cx7QA4rpw
— Andrew Frame (@NapierinFrame) June 2, 2022
before you freak out about the price just think about how many things you’ll be able to wear it to pic.twitter.com/dyfbD48OVA
— 🌏🔎Leigh Alexander 🐬💿✨ (@leighalexander) May 22, 2022
One time I ran a hackathon where we gave away prizes for sleeping and showering.
— Jesslyn 🇮🇩 (@jtannady) May 23, 2022
Like, I don't want any of that "let's pull an all nighter and stare at a screen for 36 hours" nonsense.
Please go learn and build and share and be excellent to each other and SLEEP. https://t.co/AWomOTrbyk
(Actually, a DVD with weird menu secrets is pretty believable.)a haunted vhs tape, I can believe. its an inherently spooky medium. but im just not going to believe in a haunted DVD
— 🐞 (@klssyourenemy) May 22, 2022
Large game dev companies have three games:
— zaratustra liminal noneuclidean roguelike (@zarawesome) May 23, 2022
- Their first popular game. it's called "little pirates",it's in flash. none of its devs work there anymore
- The game that's currently popular. it's on the walls of the studio
- The third-party uncredited F2P slog. You'll work on this
Listing (didn't notice seals in the other photos)Here’s your chance to finally own your own island in Addison, ME for $339,000. Per the listing the “ledges surrounding the island are loaded with seals for constant entertainment” pic.twitter.com/Mp8bLWsXEV
— Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 (@zillowgonewild) May 22, 2022
— Respectful Memes (@RespectfulMemes) May 14, 2022
Man seen pulling surfing dog through flooded streets of Las Olas earlier today.
— Patrick Chalvire (@PatC_Alexander) June 4, 2022
📸 Jacqui Zayas pic.twitter.com/77jW4bjcg4
@closetgoblins first birthday rites #pokémon #starterpokemon ♬ Pokémon Theme - Pokemon
@thegentlebarn Cancel your plans, Chico needs a pillow #rescuecow #cowtok #animalsanctuary #naparoniandcheeze #vegan ♬ original sound - ZeldaAndMorty
@jayshetty 🥺❤️ / 🎥 @Yige ♬ original sound - Jay Shetty
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