Bollarctites.#WorldBollardAssociation
— World Bollard Association™ (@WorldBollard) June 27, 2022
πΈ@bevvscott pic.twitter.com/uhxcSzZfl1
both homeowners oppose the new apartment building going up down the block π₯² https://t.co/9Hythjsdod
— Ben Furnas (@bfurnas) June 27, 2022
A cartoon by @PaulNoth. #NewYorkerCartoons pic.twitter.com/AbHaR7LlAz
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) June 21, 2022
Years ago I did content work for Sears. In order to preserve their "family friendly website" designation via some conservative christian group, I was once compelled to change "comes with" to "includes" in product descriptions for the entire goddamn Craftsman catalog. https://t.co/W3IjocZSSZ
— Cherie Priest (@cmpriest) June 17, 2022
Whenever I hear about Russian spies I have to think of this suspected agent who chose to wear the most Russian-spy outfit immaginable when leaving Japan https://t.co/C5uk6VWBj5 pic.twitter.com/nL44FcHEWp
— Max Bernhard (@mxbernhard) June 18, 2022
girlfriend: now don't start weird conversations with my dad tonight
— shen the bird (@Shen_the_Bird) June 15, 2022
me: fine
[later]
me: [immediately] ah rugs, the coward's carpet
people think the german language is silly just wait until you learn about the very real german title of ocarina of time pic.twitter.com/EUdENfXM9D
— Mat π¦・ππ€ππ€ (@MatttGFX) June 27, 2022
Ape-Slayer being, and I'm not joking, partially redrawn Killraven* strips with apes instead if aliens.
— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) June 18, 2022
* Marvel's anti-Martian rebel from pic.twitter.com/LFPMLWsc01
florist informed my mom the chapel we're doing our tiny ceremony in is full of ghosts.. my mom was like "oh! ok! will they...will they enjoy the wedding?" and the florist said confidently "oh, YES."
— Rave Sashayed (@_sashayed) June 16, 2022
Crazy love hotel room in Nagoya π the floor rotates π https://t.co/l1UPfYbzix
— Ambroise Velvet (@AmbroiseVelvet) June 18, 2022
@censoredmuse we went to bath and bodyworks and 90% of the way we saw this sign π
♬ original sound - ✨case✨
@elithepup_ To prevent the scratchies #pitbullallergies #dogallergies #pitbull #bullybreed #bullymix #pittiemix #pittie ♬ Love You So - The King Khan & BBQ Show
@burt_chop Reply to @jokerzplayzone ♬ original sound - syd
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