(Amazon has it.)Visiting my nephews, can confirm that the Fisher-Price pour-over coffee set is A+. The attention to detail is excellent, down to the filter. pic.twitter.com/Rbamlh0jyt
— Jen Aprahamian (@jennifermarie) June 26, 2022
Two tickets to Minions: The Rise of Gru, please pic.twitter.com/D7wdjJDJPj
— 💞 soapy 💞 (@soapyxxx) July 5, 2022
Oh boy. Boris is gonna have to get Zelensky over to London at this rate https://t.co/s4OD38AE6L
— James Longman (@JamesAALongman) July 5, 2022
Political predictions are hard but the one I feel confident making is that no matter what else is happening in the world, the 2024 presidential election is going to focus on two issues:
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) July 5, 2022
1. gas prices! and,
2. It’s messed up that you’re not allowed to be a bigot these days
Americans responding to high gas prices by...increasing Ford truck and SUV purchases by 26 and 36 percent respectively... https://t.co/Ibqqn3u3JZ https://t.co/TI3XctXjq0
— Matthew Zeitlin (@MattZeitlin) July 5, 2022
I know a lot of my jokes revolve around hyperbole but I am not remotely exaggerating when I say that once a person gets into transphobia it eventually becomes all they're capable of thinking abouthttps://t.co/mzO3vMJGDz
— Zack Budryk (@BudrykZack) July 5, 2022
you have to be out of your skull to see an entirely cis supreme court installed by cis men vote to strip your right to bodily autonomy and think "this is all trans peoples fault"
— davemakes 🔶 (@davemakes) July 5, 2022
“What killed the organized national feminist movement? Could it have been a massive, organized right wing attack that dismantled their institutions, from NOW to Planned Parenthood to Title IX, over the course of decades? No, it was definitely a 13 year old who goes by they/them.”
— Moira Donegan (@MoiraDonegan) July 5, 2022
why everything that’s bad is the fault of people with no power, my latest for the new york times
— eve 6 journalist (@Eve6) July 3, 2022
I cannot think of anything that helps women’s rights less than pinning the blame on trans women. They face so much violence and scrutiny as is. Leave them alone and focus on the real war on women. It’s happening in the courts and legislatures around this country.
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) July 5, 2022
hank hill would start the episode transphobic but end the episode punching a transphobe at a PTA meeting
— Tranny DeVito (@girldrawsghosts) June 26, 2022
“Star Trek is woke now”
— Vivian (@muchnerve) July 5, 2022
the main characters of Deep Space Nine include Black Jesus, Bisexual Terrorist, Trans Worm, Doctor Twink with his boyfriend Fashion Lizard, Traumatized Goo, Communist Himbo, and Pro-Union Irishman
I used this tweet as an excuse to watch this pic.twitter.com/yPNVv5djpe
— NAT-NAT (@natariliz) July 5, 2022
From STSP pic.twitter.com/y3j39Lgozm
— Trekkie Bill 🖖 (@trekkiebill) June 30, 2022
I’m sorry but “Rich Nephew” is a very funny name for an anti-corruption czar https://t.co/rBRzfWEe6g
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) July 5, 2022
This is a new low. I can’t stop thinking about how disingenuous and obtuse this is — a studio proudly proclaiming “that’s no CGI” over a creature effects that is an amalgam of physical and digital effects THAT THEY SPENT MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON. https://t.co/cRRrFv9716
— Todd Vaziri - Time for Universal Health Care (@tvaziri) July 5, 2022
GODAMNIT CERN! pic.twitter.com/lJPKWkZSyr
— SorryHat 𝕬𝖙𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖞 𝖆𝖙 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 𝕷𝖆𝖜📓 (@sorry_hat) July 5, 2022
2020: movie theaters are dead and they will never return
— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) July 4, 2022
2022: theaters are forced to ban large groups of teens in formalwear from purchasing tickets because their enthusiasm for the cinematic experience is simply overwhelming
First time on a yacht? Avoid these 7 amateur mistakes. https://t.co/PFSQy1rkDt
— CNBC (@CNBC) July 5, 2022
a minor scary thing about having a sizable twitter platform is that whenever an airline inconveniences you your account starts calling to you like The One Ring
— JP (@jpbrammer) July 5, 2022
Halfway through watching evangelion for the first time and here’s my complex character analysis pic.twitter.com/wQ25Ey2rrO
— cam🌱 (@littlegoodfrog) July 1, 2022
My friend told me her 2yo was loudly singing Baby Shark at the park and she jokingly said to another mom there “hope you like Baby Shark” and the mom said “we don’t listen to children music” if you’re wondering what it’s like trying to make mom friends in public.
— Lucy Huber (@clhubes) July 2, 2022
Apparently, you can now do a Masters in Mansplaining. pic.twitter.com/4SGUmJGTMl
— Teacher Dude (@teacherdude) June 30, 2022
bro pulled up to his whole crib missing pic.twitter.com/TgLrrD9tCh
— $𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ (@slvppy) April 17, 2022
ROSCOE CAM IS HERE! 🙌🐶
— ESPN F1 (@ESPNF1) July 5, 2022
(via roscoelovescoco/IG) pic.twitter.com/qgpwPW1llQ
@life.contigo It’s all fun and games until the cruise ships roll up 🫣 #travel #instavsreality #traveltiktok #travelgreece #santorini #travelcouple #visitsantorini #traveltips #europeansummer #europeanvacation ♬ original sound - Carsyn Yorkoski
@stevenhoughtonjr If Jurassic World isn’t real, how do you explain this…? #jurrasicworld #fyp #jurrasicworlddominion #jurrasicpark #humor ♬ original sound - Steven Houghton
@7westfarms Reply to @lisaffromnola ♬ original sound - 7WestFarms
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