gas under $4 where i live, brandon works in mysterious ways,,,— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) July 17, 2022
If any unscrupulous billionaire wants to purchase my future remains for the present value of the anticipated property, income, and use tax exemptions they would receive in exchange for my burial on their property, my DMs are open.— Connor Ewing (@ConnorMEwing) July 31, 2022
Just living in the fake commercials from RoboCop now pic.twitter.com/A2TGcuacJV— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) July 31, 2022
Martin Brundle busting in to interview someone who is already being interviewed live on television by someone else…really high-level stuff from him— Amanda Mull (@amandamull) July 31, 2022
I might as well be a Ferrari strategist right now lol.. every week is more incredible than the other— Joel “Troel” Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 31, 2022
(From a write-up of the weekend, "After weeks of punishingly hot Climate Change Grands Prix Sponsored by CryptoPonzi and Your Friends in the Oil Industry (Net Zero by 2030!), race day in Hungary was cool and cloudy with intermittent spatters of rain."
"WE ARE A LEWIS HAMILTON HOUSE" I say loudly to my girlfriend who is sleeping and knows this is the 2nd F1 race I've ever watched.— Eli O’Brien (@brien8_o) July 31, 2022
"psychic labor" https://t.co/mVOLU7FxNc— largest rodent (@capybaroness) July 18, 2022
This was an actual Nutrisystem ad, I loved it so much I pinned it on my wall pic.twitter.com/K84rpD2B35— Fafa Pazuul (@FafaPazuul) July 18, 2022
The best concert ever— Mayor Guy Fieri (@GuyFieri) July 30, 2022
Until tomorrow night in Raleigh…..
RAGE RULES https://t.co/wpFi81sYwv
He plays "Brick" on General Hospital.
I turned on my TV which was on ABC and apparently Stephen A Smith is an actor on the soap opera General Hospital?!?!?! pic.twitter.com/cjQh24qU3I— Corey Cohen (@CoreyECohen) July 21, 2022
Drove past a perfect action movie set piece in the making today: two trucks fully laden with enormous stacks of memory foam pic.twitter.com/EVPseWfAKP— Tom Gara (@tomgara) July 31, 2022
Beach time.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/xSHStniTQ4— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) July 17, 2022
@rollu_tolu Grandpa was very unimpressed🤣 #needairconditioningplease #postwalk #tireddoggo #outofbreath #dogsoftiktok #petsoftiktok #dogtok #funny #funnydog #dogwalk #notinshape #fyp #dogfyp #lab #rhodesianridgeback ♬ original sound - Aziza Bonu
@caoguardeirobjj Treino duro luta facil kkkk #caoguardeirobjj #jiujitsu #jiujitsugrappling #foryou #fy #jiujiteiro #humorbrasil #jiujiteiro #brazilianjiujitsu #grappling ♬ som original - caoguardeirobjj
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