Dad of the year ! pic.twitter.com/z667PEp9BX
— ❤️ (@misskaren1981) September 22, 2022
"uncle of 2" pic.twitter.com/fOPFUBWRiB
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) September 23, 2022
Thank goodness President Trump can just declassify these records by thinking about them https://t.co/5O5ml2xnR8
— Don Moynihan (@donmoyn) September 23, 2022
Damn guuuurl, is your ass declassified? 'Cause I was just thinkin' about it.
— George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) September 22, 2022
I'm not ready for a world where adults older than me can't use computers AND adults younger than me can't use them either.
— Kathryn Gibes 🏳️⚧️✨ (@TransSalamander) September 23, 2022
Smart phones and tablets being locked down platforms is gonna doom us all
“Do you know anything about ‘Don’t Worry Darling?’” — my mom, reading me the movie listings this morning at the start of what she assumed would be a brief phone call.
— Lila Byock (@LByock) September 23, 2022
Security bag size check at Knotts Scary Farm! The small bag rule is being enforced. Guests will not be permitted to bring bags larger than 6.5" x 4.5" x 2" into the park. pic.twitter.com/c4Q0YI5l5Y
— Wonders of Magic (@wondersofmagic) September 23, 2022
Rich Hill strikes out Aaron Judge just as he did Roger Maris
— David Brown: Baseball Demonstrator (@AnswerDave) September 23, 2022
Deep in my bones, I do not understand why the Great British Bake Off is in a tent.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) September 20, 2022
Miami Vice was first broadcast OTD in 1984.
— The Sting (@TSting18) September 16, 2022
To celebrate I've managed to fit 60 Miami Vice guest stars into 2 minutes. Enjoy pic.twitter.com/OEAmeAgDCO
Mainlanders don't know it's Spamtember at Zippy's. pic.twitter.com/swNMaoQrmR
— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 18, 2022
just reading about the guy who would go on to invent the saxophone pic.twitter.com/wNRf7WXMEQ
— lindsey (@oldlinds) September 16, 2022
Adolphe Sax. (His mother once said that "he's a child condemned to misfortune; he won't live." His neighbors called him "little Sax, the ghost")ok you’ve all convinced me this man’s parents were trying to kill@him
— lindsey (@oldlinds) September 17, 2022
5yo: can I remind you of something?
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) September 17, 2022
me: sure
5yo: not even the mighty zeus can drive the sun chariot
So useless, so brilliant. pic.twitter.com/wm6d6zrmxH
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) September 17, 2022
English-speaking social media is having trouble reckoning with the fact that Spain now has a horrifying public transportation mascot named Bussi. https://t.co/TkAcNSIiWs
— Know Your Meme (@knowyourmeme) September 23, 2022
@petit_sabadell La Bussi és la nova mascota dels busos urbans de #Sabadell. Vol acostar els més petits al transport públic. #estictokat #peratu #parati ♬ sonido original - Petit_Sabadell
@k_passionate When all lf your friends are animals…#fyp #animals #nature #otter ♬ original sound - jemaine
@crazyzebraandanimallady #Playful #sunday #fyp #fypシ #foryou #tiktok #4you #happy #funny #cute #4upage #4youpage #fypage #foryoupage #foryourpage #fypp #fyppp #4u #4 ♬ original sound - crystal
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