Just park closer to the building… 🤷♂️ https://t.co/nrDJLoBpGE
— Edward Lawrence (@EP_Lawrence) September 11, 2022
Incredibly grim story, with absurdly stark numbers. (Related demonstrations of power.) (Scientology got a feature this week, too.)The Take Industry’s investment in Eric Adams as the future Democratic president for the mainstream Silent Majority gets 10,000 times funnier when you remember that NYC primaries swing on issues like “Who will protect the yeshiva kids from basic education?” https://t.co/XNEVF46urU
— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) September 11, 2022
There's a massive crime wave taking place right now (corporations illegally retaliating against union organizers). We must restore law and order
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 13, 2022
broken windows policing but for corporations that violate federal labor law
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 13, 2022
becoming a punisher logo law-and-order guy but for federal labor law
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 13, 2022
"Starbucks announced new student loan repayment tools and a savings account program for all U.S. employees who are not union members"give the National Labor Relations Board surplus military equipment so it can restore law and order
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) September 13, 2022
An important thing to remember when you see hashtags like #GoHomeMeghanMarkle trending:
— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) September 12, 2022
A concentrated set of fewer than 100 users drive 70% of the hate content targeting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on Twitter. https://t.co/p2MGQGkhhb
RealI genuinely love twitter because the rich and powerful who would traditionally float through life without ever worrying about what the peasants say about them are now utterly compelled to access this information and drive themselves miserably insane over it lol pic.twitter.com/BGHVzuJP9a
— Ewan (@jelly_pack) September 10, 2022
We take back everything negative we’ve ever said about pregame shows pic.twitter.com/JK6eiZINp7
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) September 12, 2022
Peyton & Eli as no timeout was being called is great TVpic.twitter.com/jNtZiy4gZw
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) September 13, 2022
the Packers are extra scary now that their QB is a certified Mindfreak pic.twitter.com/1kpkuc3Iiz
— Football Friends (Who are Gambling) (@Footpauls) September 11, 2022
We need a new iteration of Tales from the Crypt immediately so the Crypt Keeper can make a bunch of crypto jokes before it's too outdated.
— Mario (@TomatoGrandpa) January 5, 2022
— Steve Lieber (@steve_lieber) September 11, 2022
Yep… that’s me. & you’re probably wondering how I got here …
— Hope Lewandoski (@hopelew5) September 11, 2022
Add cactus sword manager to the resume. https://t.co/HlwC7acwGB
There's not a gag here, this is literally a conversation I watched happen on a train a few weeks ago
— Rory Blank (@BoneJail) August 25, 2022
my brother just now said “I think I am significantly smarter than you. And I think Joe Rogan is significantly smarter than me.”
— Matthew Ferrari (@MatthewFerrari) September 1, 2022
Getting into argument with partner but all my coping mechanisms come from Dark Souls so I'm just rolling around the room
— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) September 2, 2022
I don’t like to brag but when the mom told the little boy to stop bumping into me at Trader Joe’s he said, “but she is so SOFT.”
— Tressie McMillan Cottom (@tressiemcphd) September 1, 2022
@redbull the opportunities are endless ✨ #redbull #givesyouwiiings #fitness #funny #yogaball #exerciseball ♬ original sound - Red Bull
@redbull PLEASE can we have a go??? 😍 #redbull #givesyouwiiings #treadmill #fitness #running #climbing ♬ Laughing Swor - DJ BAI
@orangutan805 A good dad#orangutan #foryou #fyp #zoo #animals #cute #pet ♬ Funny Song - Cavendish Music
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