The city park near my office has sentient garbage cans that wheel around asking to be fed pic.twitter.com/1bdpZx5Swk
— 🧙🏼♂️ Dustin Freeman (@dustinfreeman) September 14, 2022
racist white suburbanites have reinvented masonic sacred geometry. now imprisoned by Jahbulon, they attempt to escape from late modernity through psychic warfare in the brand loyalty space https://t.co/uvLNGtdDQz
— frog "Kid Omelas" kosaric (@yurirando) September 14, 2022
The sad passing of a Monarch has somehow led to a holiday park creating a hostage situation for its guests. I have no idea how a company ends up in this position. pic.twitter.com/ltfGI80e6e
— Brendan May (@bmay) September 14, 2022
brb going to make malware that changes your enterprise devices' default language to british english across the board and destroy your entire company's operations for several weeks https://t.co/qsm8mV30Tj
— blake (@badtakeblake) September 14, 2022
I am actually losing my mind this is the stuff of nightmares pic.twitter.com/O1cq0WQCbV
— aarjan (@aarjanistan) September 13, 2022
they uploaded her soul to a kiosk and now she has to take burger orders for eternity https://t.co/pEWpmsYxhy
— fag daughter (@DiodeLass) September 9, 2022
idk man this just feels like a step too far pic.twitter.com/vIEbdafnyP
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) September 14, 2022
(A good game would be trying to identify which is real.)this is one of my favourites pic.twitter.com/7S6LITHRU3
— Lawrence Steele (@SatsumaAudio) September 14, 2022
haven’t noticed any new banksy paintings since the queen died…
— big boy online (@idonotbleed) September 13, 2022
https://t.co/A55glLbths pic.twitter.com/Se6Z3KRpZp
— aaron, a hate crime doer (@theyshootactors) September 1, 2022
the main problem with knives? Not enough like guns
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) September 13, 2022
LEGO fatberg! “The sewer workers are just about to start fighting the fatberg any minute now, facing a time-consuming and expensive removal process which will take several days or even weeks as the giant lump continues far into the sewer.” https://t.co/ld36R03zay (via @wikkit) https://t.co/EwP9lbvt4Z pic.twitter.com/phLtllKf2v
— Geoff Manaugh (@geoffmanaugh) September 11, 2022
i just accidentally flushed one of my airpods down the toilet now im watching it move through the pipes on apple maps
— `eli / follow limit (@sakoorku) September 4, 2022
Problem: "I want to enjoy Shakespeare but the archaic language makes it impossible to get invested in these characters"
— The Layman's Linguist (@LaymansLinguist) April 3, 2022
Solution: pic.twitter.com/50BZEUzP1l
It’s the 4-year anniversary of George emerging from the bedroom closet with a rock-hard loaf of French bread that he’d stashed in there the week before pic.twitter.com/9srC6o5nbf
— c a i t l i n (@hello__caitlin) September 4, 2022
The bugs have taken to snoozing like a double ice cream cone pic.twitter.com/avDUfTgSvg
— Helen Macdonald (@HelenJMacdonald) September 4, 2022
@georgejapan02 Wisconsin is so UNDERRATED🇺🇸 #wisonsin#cheesecurds#cheese#applecider#usa#japanese#fyp#fypシ ♬ original sound - George Japan
@arlo.iggy Stage 5 clinger. #dog #doggo #doglover #dogs #dogsofttiktok ♬ original sound - Nando
@wesh2orlando "C'mere munchkin!" ...So, feeding baby manatees looks like the BEST JOB EVER. #manatees #babyanimals #baby #cuteanimals ♬ original sound - WESH 2 News
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