they would actually have to physically drag me out of the zoo at closing https://t.co/WrOB5O2lLQ
— poached egg 🇵🇸 (@TheEggpie) September 1, 2022
.@SubstackInc went way harder on @samthielman for editing a mildly critical essay about the company than they’re going against someone blatantly egging on bomb threats to a childrens hospital
— ℮oin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) September 2, 2022
The party that put a massive banner over their stage that said “WE ARE ALL DOMESTIC TERRORISTS” less than a month ago is really upset today about being called a threat to America. pic.twitter.com/Yp3xdiHZQs
— No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen (@NoLieWithBTC) September 2, 2022
(I had to read that three times before my mind would accept the second number was "million.")Premier League net spend this summer: $1.49 billion
— Henry Bushnell (@HenryBushnell) September 2, 2022
Combined net *income* of other four "Big 5" leagues: $44.9 million
The EPL is becoming a Super League. More and more, it appears the only solution will be for the rest of Europe to create a second one:https://t.co/hK4aI1Vta1
if memory serves she made a joke about marie kondo being a sign of the US’s diminishing cultural hegemony? we were all pretty bored at the time i think
— abram AKA “The Funky Khazar” (@abram_facts) September 2, 2022
Very funny to me and not at all evocative of larger things happening in society that so much of the NYT news app is trying to get me to play word games instead of read
— noah kulwin (@nkulw) September 2, 2022
The real takeaway from AI art is that artists should stop fretting over getting every tiny detail right when people pop off over robots giving up on hands so hard they fuse with the torso
— 🦇 The doll goes crunch 🎃 (@MallowyGoodness) September 2, 2022
like this is so….😭 pic.twitter.com/VVvu4C4FBA
— leo thee afro-krakoan (@lefthandedhater) August 21, 2022
A lot more colorful language in the threada bit in love with the way wealthy children describe their mothers’ mental illness & ailments in older books…. it’s always like “we mustn’t bother mother. she’s taken to bed with one of her colorstorms”
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) August 23, 2022
Malignant is a Warner Bros movie which means you could easily put Gabriel in Multiversus
— Keifer (@DannyVegito) September 2, 2022
Ate Wendy’s alone in my car tonight. Pure ecstasy.
— Carey O'Donnell (@ecareyo) August 22, 2022
Casually reading the sentence "The NeoPets hack was worse than we thought" is the exactly what I thought the future would be like when I was kid tbh https://t.co/GTdhTr94Z0
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) September 1, 2022
"Conservationists urge the public not to view these incidents as malicious"Paul informed me this morning that 1) there are a couple teenage orcas in Europe who are knocking the rudders off sailboats. 2) This isn’t weird because teenage orcas go through weird trends/phases 3) that a few years ago the trend was to kill a fish AND WEAR IT ON THEIR HEAD.
— Heidi Heidi (@Bo_Beidi) August 20, 2022
@hanouschhe Never stop swimming 🥹 #pool #fyp #swimming #vactionmode #cotedazur ♬ i am fckin crazy - tan
@sydneyallanah We love an honest man I guess 😭😭 #fsu #college #firstdayofcollege #foryou ♬ original sound - Syd
@bordernerd Cats rule 🐱😆 #cat #dog #fyp #kitten #catvideo #dogvideosoftiktok ♬ original sound - Bordernerd
*More funny posts.