recently stayed at a La Quinta that had little fish tanks you could bring up to your room pic.twitter.com/xYQGlOnpqg— katiebakes (@katiebakes) January 8, 2023
I read the New Yorker article on ChatGPT and the part that really upset me was the bit about how xerox machines work now.— skeleton man (@MKupperman) February 10, 2023
Here's Wikipedia about the bug. (And my post about it back in 2013.)
here are the paragraphs i'm talking about pic.twitter.com/CPQLgvH2uk— skeleton man (@MKupperman) February 10, 2023
"The trainer also said that once they detect drugs, the squirrels will scratch the suspicious object in question to alert its handlers"
"Police in the southwestern city of Chongqing have successfully trained a batch of drug-sniffing squirrels, which they claim may perform even better than their canine colleagues."https://t.co/Eiar7S7wQr— Jonathan Cheng (@JChengWSJ) February 9, 2023
Article has a whimsical tone about the yakuza:
Losing is nothing new for Japan’s iconic gangsters, the yakuza. For over a decade, they have been suffering one defeat after another.As late as the 1990s, yakuza numbered around 100,000. Their businesses — scams, gambling and prostitution rackets — were illegal, but the groups themselves were not. Fan magazines chronicled their exploits, sandwiching interviews with top bosses between organizational charts and brothel reviews. The groups had business cards and listed addresses. They gave Halloween candy to children and distributed relief supplies after disasters.But today’s yakuza are a shell of what they once were. The same demographic forces wearing down other Japanese industries have also hit organized crime....His first conviction was for getting mixed up in an argument at Tokyo Disneyland, he said. Not very yakuza.
'our spy planes reveal your spy balloons' encapsulates the ridiculousness of overreacting to this https://t.co/uEaFpRRv6X— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 9, 2023
jk rowling wont see your tweet about why hogwarts legacy sucks but your friend who is shamefully playing hogwarts legacy will. good. hope you see this jeremy— zach silberberg (@zachsilberberg) February 8, 2023
this just keeps getting funnier pic.twitter.com/zUgbwwN4Pi— Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) February 8, 2023
On top of that, he has a number of real human followers who are SOHS. But they continue to follow, because whatever, they're human.— Wetterschneider (@Stretchedwiener) February 9, 2023
Annnnnd the secondary reach of supporters retweeting and commenting that used to reach the rest of us - no longer works. We've blocked him.
As someone who has had push alerts for his tweets for the last few months, I would say that he has been tweeting lately mostly boring stuff about rocket launches. He needs to pump up the crazy juice 40% and give us the nightmare tweets to get back in the game. https://t.co/H8RgKUJxUs— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) February 9, 2023
In case you need proof that view counts on Twitter aren’t accurate:— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) February 9, 2023
I have a locked, private account with ZERO followers for reporting purposes. I just posted these two tweets. Check the view counts. One tweet I posted on my private acct less than 1 min ago already has 59 views pic.twitter.com/cNVrRWCZ4u
Jakob Poeltl was a very good Spur and part of his South Texas legacy is the game he played with the worst sunburn in NBA history. pic.twitter.com/aUW6eLXcAE— Mike Finger (@mikefinger) February 9, 2023
Damn, I hate these sliding tile puzzles. https://t.co/XDGqXqz1rl— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) February 9, 2023
Absolutely my favorite Hardee’s in the city. pic.twitter.com/TS9Vb2wVps— Ross! (@areyoubadenough) December 5, 2022
jyn erso worked at the star wars equivalent of a waffle house at one point in her life— kaytuesso (@jeronandor) December 29, 2022
The time I had to scan my licence and it turned this into this pic.twitter.com/ytHEnIh4dO— Viriconia (@Viriconia) January 21, 2023
The McLaren F1 has three seats with the driver in the middle pic.twitter.com/o2qCrHH31T— Col. Leslie (Hap) Hapablap (@ColHapablap) January 19, 2023
nobody has ever addressed this so now i shall:— CUBOSH (@cubosh) January 19, 2023
in metroid when a flying enemy gets frozen they remain hovering instead of dropping
this can only imply that the ice beam is not inherently ice-based but rather is a quantum localized time dilator - freezing is just the side-effect
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