Do you want to hear my 2 year old say “Batman” in his best gravelly voice? pic.twitter.com/My6xe272nd
— Eric Stirpē (@stirpicus) February 8, 2023
"The bill exempts businesses from civil liability if a student is sickened, injured or killed due to the company's negligence"A new Iowa bill would roll back child labor laws, allowing 14 to 17-year-olds to work in mining, meatpacking, demolition, operating guillotine shears, and other dangerous jobs. Under the business-backed bill, employers wouldn't be civilly liable if kids are injured or killed.
— More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) February 7, 2023
Just a reminder: No dunking, kids. Block on sight and keep it moving. https://t.co/rpRjCEQx8K
— Iron Spike (@Iron_Spike) February 7, 2023
Chinese “version” of what happened with its balloon over US territory https://t.co/pS2GIbVCOy pic.twitter.com/PBckqy95YE
— Samuel Bendett (@SamBendett) February 7, 2023
New video by @GrowlingAim9 😎😎
— SwiftInSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) February 6, 2023
(Note if you didn't stay to end of video, this is simulator video game DCS) https://t.co/gvrN7bD0FR pic.twitter.com/Od9qa0mZrv
Cunk on Earth is legitimately far more accurate and has better experts than Ancient Apocalypse, yet Cunk is categorized as 'comedy' and Ancient Apocalypse is still listed as a 'documentary' 😂
— Peter Campbell (@peterbcampbell) February 6, 2023
WikipediaIf you can’t trust a guy who promoted the Seth Rich conspiracy theory, denied Assad used sarin gas on his own people, and isn’t convinced Osama bin Laden was responsible for 9/11, who can you trust? https://t.co/iboL0qkZzh
— ellen teapot 🇨🇦🇺🇸🏳️⚧️ (@asmallteapot) February 8, 2023
Always funny that the Harry Potter movies decided to do one (1) fight scene where magic is used creatively and then in every other fight scene across the 8 films (including the film that’s one long fight scene), the wands function as Star Wars blasters
— Max (@EPM106) February 6, 2023
Really helps with spinachIf someone would have taught me about putting paper towels in fresh vegetable containers a long time ago, I would have saved a lot of $ 🤣
— Nate Jones (@JonesOnTheNBA) February 7, 2023
Highlight #1: you literally get to witness FLASHY BISHOP: ORIGINS pic.twitter.com/wamgnxGBQ3
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) January 31, 2023
Highlight #2: Eric Adams used THE FLASHY BISHOP as the leader of a kind of revolutionary YIMBY militia pic.twitter.com/Nan41bT55s
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) January 31, 2023
Does anyone have $50-80 thousand dollars to lend me for this street sweeper that makes me look like a cop from the future pic.twitter.com/uhr0zQEJa3
— June (winter’s greetings) (@RITTSQU) January 17, 2023
I need the entire airport security staff to be obsessed with how swift and low maintenance I am
— max (derogatory) (@maxafrass) January 13, 2023
— Nicole Rifkin🫠 (@nicole_rifkin) January 16, 2023
scallions are the difference between a depression meal and a rustic peasant dish. that's it. just scallions
— lauren (@NotABigJerk) January 14, 2023
any concept can be improved by adding 'for goths' to the end. examples: bathtub for goths. coffee shop for goths. soup for goths
— alex 🗡 seeking artists! (@alder_mancy) January 17, 2023
@shishitoswitchblade Living in the city, sometimes we get unexpected, funny looking visitors. We just don’t answer the door. (I was perfectly safe and completely unbothered by this incident.) #redtailedhawk #stangerdanger #cityvisitor #dontopenthedoor #cockatielsoftiktok #cockatielsontiktok #cockatiel #calopsita #calopsitaslove #happybird #lovethisguy #nymphensittich #オカメインコ #オカメインコのいる暮らし #앵무새스타그램 #cacatua #cacatuastiktokers #玄鳳鸚鵡 #玄鳳鸚鵡 #ninfascarolinas #ninfas #корелла#parrotsoftiktok #petsoftiktok #⏱🦜 #fyp ♬ Oh No - Kreepa
@wesrines8 hahahaha to great
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