— Shibetoshi Nakamoto (@BillyM2k) February 4, 2024
Make sure grandad is still breathing during his nap with this Vision Pro heart rate monitor 🙃 pic.twitter.com/bhzQLvM16B
— Andrew Fox (@afoxdesign) January 5, 2024
(Last month, the World Health Organization announced an “alarming” 45-fold increase in measles in Europe from 2022 to 2023)Measles is surging in Europe and spreading in the US, so the anti-vaccine industry is brushing off its playbook to bring us the “this highly contagious disease is no big deal” play: measles edition. https://t.co/wMUWvLyeG5
— Brandy Zadrozny (@BrandyZadrozny) February 5, 2024
For a second I thought this was an ice bath baptism, which actually feels like a concept that could have legs for a certain type of guy on here https://t.co/SsmHedBZiK
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 5, 2024
LinkArgylle had more than twice the annual budget of the National Endowment for the Arts and stands to lose approximately more than twice the annual budget of the National Endowment for the Arts https://t.co/JxyuRKY6gT
— Screen Slate (@ScreenSlate) February 3, 2024
SummarizedIn case you missed it, the apparent legal strategy for John "Johnny Ace" Laurinaitis, longtime WWE exec, is to defend his participation in Vince McMahon's sex crimes by claiming Vince was his de facto *pimp* & he was Vince's sex action figure to use on women.
— Matthew Randazzo V (@RandazzoTweets) February 1, 2024
This will be ugly.
Can you imagine if like, successive generations of foreign correspondents at the Asahi and Yomiuri and whatever were transferred to New York and immediately wrote a story about how you can’t move carriages on the subway and the garbage is just out on the street.
— Gearoid Reidy リーディー・ガãƒã‚¦ãƒ‰ (@GearoidReidy) February 4, 2024
Amazing stuff. Messi going to Hong Kong was such a huge event that they sold tickets to watch the training sessions. 40,000 people turned up to watch Inter Miami beat the Hong Kong team. But Messi didn't play in the actual match.https://t.co/VB0q3OuD13
— Mike Bird (@Birdyword) February 4, 2024
Furious fan kick Messi’s cardboard head in Hong Kong as he didn’t kick a ball the whole match - circulated online pic.twitter.com/2dN9liKvjw
— Kris Cheng (@krislc) February 4, 2024
🤦♂️Hong Kong fans are chanting "refund" as Messi didn't spend a minute on the field. HK went all out to promote Messi's visit, with boat flying sails with Messi's face. Tickets went for thousands of dollars. Now they look like they have egg on their face.pic.twitter.com/mGY9AXlsRG
— Josh Ye (@ByJoshYe) February 4, 2024
people working in game companies that haven't had layoffs pic.twitter.com/1A7c0fCWkf
— zaratustra (parody account) 🧶 (@zarawesome) January 5, 2024
We started watching Masters of the Air, wish us luck! pic.twitter.com/h3o3Tsqirb
— Kate Beaton (@beatonna) February 4, 2024
Unironically think it should have ended with Jar Jar living in a nice neighborhood in the Naboo equivalent of Northern Virginia getting paid six figures as a "consultant" for an Imperial think tank. https://t.co/QLu4dWgRNa
— Open Source Stupidity (OSSTU) Starfish (@IRHotTakes) January 26, 2024
I know it's a taxpayer dollar siphon but I can't help but find the NYPD's sticky launcher that fires GPS trackers really cool pic.twitter.com/p6ytl0VBSZ
— Black🔻Site (@UnseenOps) January 6, 2024
Chinese snack scientists have developed an absolutely chad technology where you put stuff into a little bowl in a water bath, then pour water over a pouch that instantly becomes hotter than the Sun, cooking everything nicely. Personal injury lawyers dream about this at night. pic.twitter.com/8snrJSwdhL
— Pinboard (@Pinboard) January 5, 2024
millennials this is our legacy!!!! pic.twitter.com/a0S16uj9kO
— Andrea (@iiiitsandrea) January 6, 2024
@this_girl_emma_ How can we get Emma the moon?🥲 #TheRottieFam #rottweiler #dog #dogsoftiktok ♬ Funny Song - Funny Song Studio & Sounds Reel
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