if i keep posting it maybe it’ll happen https://t.co/cFkdolNIoE pic.twitter.com/lyG1aLaGfx
— laura 🦠(@ecto_fun) February 7, 2024
we've gotta put a stop to this https://t.co/BZVBNyf7BF
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 8, 2024
If you're a cybersecurity company and you're not making branded electric toothbrushes to put into conference swag bags, you're missing a golden opportunity.
— Graham Helton (@GrahamHelton3) February 8, 2024
When we were working on ‘streaming’, I noticed a giant uptick of engagement from people (not bots) who had very high emotion but uniform requests out of nowhere. Essentially, port-begging enmasse. Tracked it down to a marketing agency. Won’t name them. Asked them to stop; it did.
— Very AFK (@Cromwelp) February 6, 2024
"Do not try to jam drones, the FCC will come to your house and you will not like what happens next"–@faineg https://t.co/MWJdk34zH2 pic.twitter.com/JMSXlE6Bpl
— John Wiseman (@lemonodor) February 6, 2024
dog that is so sick i cannot wait to work in places and situations where i previously was not expected to do work https://t.co/1Nj1e0ZgeC
— framed poster of a cool car in bedroom (@fart) February 3, 2024
Searching for items within the store, even by name, is like a gacha game nowAmazon's product page layouts have become so dense and convoluted that they've add a "search this page" button to overcome all the bullshit that THEY are putting in your face. pic.twitter.com/pRfKMyvfj3
— Ben Lang (@benz145) February 5, 2024
You have to admit, "tortured poet with a private jet" is such a funny category of human.
— Zach Schonfeld (@zzzzaaaacccchhh) February 6, 2024
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) February 7, 2024(Would love a detailed oral history of the making of that movie. Just a glance at the tunic costumes should have stunned them into completely reconsidering everything about the project.) (Rest of the podcast is mostly the two of them talking about the craft of acting)
Ok, wait, we can absolutely make Nick Saban into the next Gordon Ramsay.
— Sickos Committee (@SickosCommittee) February 7, 2024
“SHUT IT THE HELL DOWN” https://t.co/pGxZfPozVi
https://t.co/ORjisJgD1B pic.twitter.com/ZwyVRYzskq
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) February 8, 2024
2. And more @ValtteriBottas and @ZhouGuanyu24 looking like they belong to another century..: pic.twitter.com/EKfmeYoZQm
— Adam Cooper (@adamcooperF1) February 5, 2024
We bought something from Pottery Barn & it’s such a piece of shit I’m legit stunned—nasty cheap lightweight materials, badly made, like generic crap dropshipped from Amazon or something. Did Pottery Barn get worse? Were they always junky around the edges and I didn’t know?
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 4, 2024
Pottery Barn went woke, probably
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 4, 2024
New york city is not a real place pic.twitter.com/XtjepJXAr9
— shan on the run (@shanontherun) January 7, 2024
When you’re all out of options and have no more attacks, you could use your last defense: pocket goblin
— ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏pepsi (@OfflinePepsi) January 6, 2024
Robin: I'm haunted by visions of my nemesis
— Spider-Nerd (@TheNerdSpider) January 6, 2024
Starfire: I was sold into slavery by my sister
Raven: My father is literally Satan
Beast Boy and Cyborg: pic.twitter.com/bxQ6sbtpDa
@racheldallask Everyone wanted to see me rollerblading through the mall late at night…almost fell so many times! #mallgirl #apartmentperks #mall #shoppingmall #CapCut ♬ Ain't No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye & Tammi Terrell
@ilyalyalin ♬ original sound - Ilya Lyalin
@pollyfrier Why is he this cute? #penguin #bestfriend #squidgethepenguin #annualleave ♬ Hopelessly Devoted To You Traduccionesantiguas - Traducciones Antiguas
@alaskansalmoncompany Just a big snow puppy #moose ♬ original sound - Alaskan Salmon Company
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