Re: that dog-brained thread about Starship Troopers, I'll just share my favorite detail about the movie which is that it's made clear in a subtle but unmistakable way that humanity is BADLY losing the bug war, conscripting literal children by the end of it pic.twitter.com/Zfna1uHeVb
— Will 🦥 Menaker (@willmenaker) February 16, 2024
1.5 subway station elevators https://t.co/cyePmEz3B3
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) February 16, 2024
lmao https://t.co/noqfWftsAG pic.twitter.com/7eHELJr9A6
— laura 🦠 (@ecto_fun) February 16, 2024
honestly I'm not really familiar with an era where people had strong reading skills
— hatok (@HatokTalk) February 15, 2024
me finishing books in elementary school put me at "college level" https://t.co/dr3e6UxiHm
(That quote really does appear in the article.) (I miss my Stussy parka.)"I'm over coats and the drama of zipping them up." - Joni, 11 https://t.co/6E6MI1T7HX
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) February 16, 2024
please. i beg. my sense of self worth is entirely based on wearing a nice little coat https://t.co/33l3tpBFWn
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) February 17, 2024
Bennedict Mathurin airballed a dunk 😭😭😂 pic.twitter.com/PB9m7pdknf
— CJ Fogler account may or may not be notable (@cjzero) February 17, 2024
— philip matarese (@philorphilip) February 11, 2024
do NOT buy a bidet from temu pic.twitter.com/6j2giSk6q4
— tweet davidson 🍞 (@andykreed) February 13, 2024
Thank you for facilitating this conversation with my wife pic.twitter.com/QF3usa17oN
— R. T. Jenkins (@RTJenkinsAuthor) February 15, 2024
WHY IS IT A NEW DAMN HAT ON BEYONCÉ EVERYTIME I OPEN THIS APP LMFAOOO WHO'S DOING THIS😭😭😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/m7rGDgW18A
— 𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 (@beyoncegarden) February 13, 2024
Remake it with Gronk, and have him wearing a shirt that says GronkRemember when they tried to pull a Battlestar Galactica-esque reimagining on Flash Gordon? pic.twitter.com/hEtHRgGSmd
— Bantership Potemkin (@Bonesdrawstuff) February 15, 2024
bow down before the one you serve
— •spooky•girl•cassiopeia•™ (@sadgirlcassi) February 11, 2024
you're going to get a manicure pic.twitter.com/WVNOpdcRbv
i think this is one of the best things i have ever seen pic.twitter.com/v0qw7nky9T
— shy fawkes 🇵🇸 (@alootime) January 4, 2024
constantly looking for creative ways to make the edges of my Duke Smoochem maps inaccessible, to block players from leaving areas in a plausible way and sometimes the UK just fucking delivers pic.twitter.com/TBiFaaoDTS
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) January 17, 2024
irl mariokart banana peel https://t.co/VCr90YDhX8
— 😈 (@turtlekiosk) January 18, 2024
You have to earn b by doing c first https://t.co/wGDewsPYzS
— menace (@Kroniebits) January 14, 2024
My window is taped onto the fuselage. Everything is fine. pic.twitter.com/xd8DY2RzFw
— permit ip andy andy (@andylapteff) January 14, 2024
@k4cho #tesla #teslacharger #teslacharging #teslachargingnyc ♬ original sound - GLOSS
@alisonmadalyn First time wearing her new boots 😭😭😭#frozenintime #dogboots #bordercolliesoftiktok #funnydog #dogshoes ♬ original sound - BigAl
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