Thursday, October 22, 2026

Today's news and jokes







(Meanwhile Caruso keeps making statements without actually endorsing Bass)























BYD launches new Seagull EV with 5-minute Flash Charging, starting under $10,000

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— Electrek (@electrek.co) October 20, 2026 at 8:22 AM
























("The number of people considered middle class has shrunk by about 19 percent from its peak. Lower-class savings rates have plummeted. Youth unemployment hovers around 17 percent")























[family gets into long political discussion] My liberal centrist aunt: "so what exactly *is* socialism?" My liberal centrist dad: "it's paying higher taxes for social programs" Me:

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— Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) September 28, 2026 at 1:40 PM
(Presumably the common response)























OUT FOR BLOOD! Elizabeth Holmes comes to FORTNITE!

— Rob Wesley (@eastwes.bsky.social) October 20, 2026 at 7:50 AM












Many people like to laugh at medieval illuminations of stag-snails, oh those funny medieval artists making up anim...

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— Kathleen E. Kennedy (@themedievaldrk.bsky.social) October 10, 2026 at 10:18 AM












USC had four losing seasons and five tourney appearances during his time (losing in first round three times)























("I heard that when talking to someone you just met, it's good to imagine you're planning to assassinate them three months from now, so I gave it a try and it actually worked pretty well. Normally, I'd hold back and not ask certain things, but I was able to ask proactively, and I learned way more than usual.") (A good match for telling someone to pick the item at the museum they'd most want to steal)







My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.

— Nate (@thenatewolf.bsky.social) September 12, 2026 at 12:51 PM








@westcoastsunseeker #wickermovie #popup #alexanderskarsgard #oliviacolman #film ♬ Seeing Things - Charli xcx








@pawpawdaily28 Boyfriend: Didn’t you say she was super friendly and clingy? #puppy #dog #dogsoftiktok #cutedog ♬ âm thanh gốc - PawPaw Daily




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