Ten funny tweets

I will always fondly remember Nilsson for looking like the juiced up Captain America version of Markstrom pic.twitter.com/2ghTc225Ep

— Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) January 2, 2019

Heck, let’s share one of the most absurd covers ever. pic.twitter.com/B9jrY6URMD

— Alphastream (@Alphastream) January 2, 2019

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— Gary Alexander (@grylxndr) January 3, 2019

I keep forgetting that my dad is reading my tweets and told me he hates almost everything I write on here lmfao here you go papa

— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 3, 2019

Had not expected that so many of the constant questions from my kids would revolve around where fictional characters in children’s books and TV would get their timeouts.

— Nicole Cliffe (@Nicole_Cliffe) January 3, 2019

Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it

— maple cocaine (@maplecocaine) January 3, 2019

It was Nice to meet you this evening Mr. Lebron James. Big fan of your game lol @KingJames https://t.co/pSbeQi4JRE

— Svi Mykhailiuk (@Sviat_10) January 3, 2019

The most New Mexico thing that ever happened to me: I was working out of a FedEx Office when a roadrunner ran through the store. pic.twitter.com/1QcSSO6ZHG

— Bryan Curtis (@bryancurtis) January 3, 2019

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— leon (@leyawn) January 3, 2019

The energy I want in 2019 pic.twitter.com/akzkgZCVAM

— Cooper Fleishman (@_Cooper) January 3, 2019

Matt Lesniewski is available for commissions

Galactus commission pic.twitter.com/q8rDHXbVhF

— Matt Lesniewski (@MattLesniewski) December 20, 2018

Colors by @Struble ! pic.twitter.com/XIQEGJXORE

— Matt Lesniewski (@MattLesniewski) December 28, 2018

I'm putting together my art book right now. It's looking like roughly 50 pages of mostly commissions, pinups and illustrations all collected in one book. It's basically a collection of all the illustration I did in the past year. pic.twitter.com/TkCrXxY3PO

— Matt Lesniewski (@MattLesniewski) January 2, 2019

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Pretty awesome #TranquiloPose 👊🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jz5fMP5RkD

— Zelina Vega (@Zelina_VegaWWE) August 11, 2018

Ten funny tweets

Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 02, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/oE0HMR2kdW

— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) January 2, 2019

The most entertaining thing I’ve seen so far this year...

A cat and fox playing cat and mouse in my garden. The cat seems to be winning! 🐱 🦊 🏃🏽‍♂️ pic.twitter.com/eU05ckUloE

— Liam Dutton - Weatherman (@liamdutton) January 1, 2019

there used to be a book that would tell complete strangers your exact home address if they knew your name. pretty fucked up actually

— Jeremiah St.... NICK?!? (@MiahSaint) December 31, 2018

I do not care at all if my boyfriend likes a super hot woman’s Instagram but a tweet........... that would end me

— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 31, 2018

Caesar’s last word’s were (in Greek and) ‘Screw you, kid.’ pic.twitter.com/LnLfrasrrG

— Pádraig Belton (@PadraigBelton) December 31, 2018

That bit in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus where a white woman gives birth to a mixed race kid despite being engaged to a white guy and her sons go to the only black guy in the play, Aaron, like: "What the FUCK did you DO?"
And Aaron just straight up goes "Your Mum." pic.twitter.com/NrPC74iu55

— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) December 31, 2018

What’s the deal with birthdays on NYE?! Turns out fusilli Jerry is more complicated to make than expected. (Kudos, Kramer!) Happy Birthday to my BFF, @MarcSamson! pic.twitter.com/10gX512c94

— Kiersten Essenpreis (@K_Essenpreis) January 1, 2019

Babysit they said. It’ll be fine they said. pic.twitter.com/B6zzImEPLw

— kailynn jo (@kailynnpokrywki) December 30, 2018

i would pay a bit extra for Netflix if they would just send Marie Kondo to my home

— ⭐️ 𝚍𝚘𝚍𝚊𝚒 ⭐️ (@dodaistewart) January 2, 2019

I will think tonight of Agatha, sitting at her typewriter, writing her 17th Poirot book and muttering "Fuck this guy sucks" pic.twitter.com/KvMv3qZTrK

— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) January 2, 2019

They lost control of the Longhorns mascot and it almost crushed the Georgia mascot

Bevo bout to kill that little dog 😂 pic.twitter.com/aHYtZCTvH6

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) January 2, 2019

Ghost

Director F. W. Murnau was born 130 years ago today, on December 28, 1888
(Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans 1927) pic.twitter.com/7CartJFwMo

— Silent Movie GIFs (@silentmoviegifs) December 28, 2018

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