Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for January 02, 2019 https://t.co/NlSA91WHZA pic.twitter.com/oE0HMR2kdW— Nancy (@SluggoIsLit) January 2, 2019
The most entertaining thing I’ve seen so far this year...— Liam Dutton - Weatherman (@liamdutton) January 1, 2019
A cat and fox playing cat and mouse in my garden. The cat seems to be winning! π± π¦ ππ½♂️ pic.twitter.com/eU05ckUloE
there used to be a book that would tell complete strangers your exact home address if they knew your name. pretty fucked up actually— Jeremiah St.... NICK?!? (@MiahSaint) December 31, 2018
I do not care at all if my boyfriend likes a super hot woman’s Instagram but a tweet........... that would end me— Natalie Walker (@nwalks) December 31, 2018
Caesar’s last word’s were (in Greek and) ‘Screw you, kid.’ pic.twitter.com/LnLfrasrrG— PΓ‘draig Belton (@PadraigBelton) December 31, 2018
That bit in Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus where a white woman gives birth to a mixed race kid despite being engaged to a white guy and her sons go to the only black guy in the play, Aaron, like: "What the FUCK did you DO?"— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) December 31, 2018
And Aaron just straight up goes "Your Mum." pic.twitter.com/NrPC74iu55
What’s the deal with birthdays on NYE?! Turns out fusilli Jerry is more complicated to make than expected. (Kudos, Kramer!) Happy Birthday to my BFF, @MarcSamson! pic.twitter.com/10gX512c94— Kiersten Essenpreis (@K_Essenpreis) January 1, 2019
Babysit they said. It’ll be fine they said. pic.twitter.com/B6zzImEPLw— kailynn jo (@kailynnpokrywki) December 30, 2018
i would pay a bit extra for Netflix if they would just send Marie Kondo to my home— ⭐️ πππππ ⭐️ (@dodaistewart) January 2, 2019
I will think tonight of Agatha, sitting at her typewriter, writing her 17th Poirot book and muttering "Fuck this guy sucks" pic.twitter.com/KvMv3qZTrK— Brooks Otterlake (@i_zzzzzz) January 2, 2019