Ebay has the first oneWho's going full-tilt auteurist with me and also reading the medical textbooks of Brian De Palma's father, surgeon Anthony F. De Palma? pic.twitter.com/JT8UBgamzJ
— Nick Newman (@Nick_Newman) June 8, 2023
IMAGINE being like a Russian spy in Florida who didn't manage to obtain classified US information from Mar-a-Lago. Mortifying.
— sad nute (@DawnNute) June 9, 2023
i read a lot of funny indictments and "the beautiful mind paper boxes" is right up there with the all-time funniest lines https://t.co/5NXiFHg4Go
— Matt Levine (@matt_levine) June 9, 2023
I've been told my scienter is of the charts and maybe a record and it's true, it is. i love that this is not legal.
— Sen. Lemon Gogurt (I - Podcastia) (@Ugarles) June 9, 2023
I took this pic that shows 30 years of light truck design. It’s like a cancer. pic.twitter.com/hvRS5m8qvR
— Kane 謝凱堯 (@kane) May 25, 2023
I’m at Newark Airport being asked to tip on a self checkout transaction- how much should I tip? pic.twitter.com/hoIXIIOVRv
— Anna Tong (@annatonger) May 23, 2023
No comment except to say that calling Jesus/Christianity “the biggest IP of all time” is the funniest thing a network exec has ever done https://t.co/aPZBYedUIB pic.twitter.com/vpkhzl5Lw2
— Ry (@literyture) June 9, 2023
baby sebulba just got rizzed up by padme https://t.co/N2OYIXpq8A
— sylvi (@SYLVIBULLET) June 9, 2023
I obviously love Cloti very much but *clearly* this clip is showing a throuple 😂💗 it’s a coordinated attack from Tifa, her boyfriend Cloud, and her girlfriend Aerith https://t.co/zP7BrxXoD2
— Jen Bartel (@heyjenbartel) June 9, 2023
Working on a password game with increasingly unhinged rules.
— Neal Agarwal (@nealagarwal) May 23, 2023
what are some rules I should add? pic.twitter.com/cwH6OblVQ9
Unfortunately, there will not be a weirdest HS field graphic for the state of Nevada. All of their fields are very normal and none are weird enough to make a graphic about.
— David Hrusovsky Sports (@davehrus) May 25, 2023
I asked the guy at bibis bakery if I should get the tuna melt or the hummus plate and he goes “well, they’re very different meals. If you’re that confused, I don’t know how to advise you.”
— danielle carr (@_danielle_carr) May 24, 2023
@angerellla The merch from USJ is 🔥🔥 #universalstudiosjapan #supernintendoworldjapan #supernintendoworld #usj ♬ Super Mario Bros Main Theme - Geek Music
@dolphindronedom We made friends with a little warbler! #birdsoftiktok #rescue ♬ Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
*More funny posts.