I genuinely think that adopting a kid in need of a family is one of the most impactful things an individual can do to improve society. having said that, I am having trouble imagining the person who decides to do it after seeing this billboard pic.twitter.com/4YunqNwdEu— america's lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) June 4, 2023
SCOOP: Billionaire GOP donor flew Justice Alito up to Alaska for a luxury fishing trip.— Jesse Eisinger (@eisingerj) June 21, 2023
The donor, Paul Singer, later had cases before the court.
Alito didn't recuse. Ethics experts say he should have.https://t.co/8OwMHumW0a pic.twitter.com/rQuyfidNgN
i would love to see Alito's opinion on the value of the stolen property for sentencing purposes if someone managed to sneak on to a plane and sit in an empty first class seat on an intercontinental flight https://t.co/pIDoPRsgjG— Sen. Lemon Gogurt (I - Podcastia) (@Ugarles) June 21, 2023
I don't know who is telling powerful folks to preempt news stors about them by writing weird contextless op-eds, but please keep telling them to do it. Never wanted to read a story more.— Ryan Mac (did not pay for this blue check) 🙃 (@RMac18) June 20, 2023
Limiting Factor "was used in the Five Deeps Expedition, becoming the first crewed submersible to reach the deepest point in all five oceans"
today's news cycle about the submarine has culminated in me learning that, for some reason, the only non-deathtrap submarine currently in existence capable of diving to the deepest point in the ocean is owned by gabe fucking newell— jenny_tightpants🪑 (@halomancer1) June 20, 2023
NFL reiterates that not gambling at work includes not betting from the parking lot.— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) June 20, 2023
i dont want monuments for people to remember me by— david lietjauw 🇸🇷 (@davidfromkansas) June 9, 2023
instead all i want is to be named after an obscure internal engineering tool that somebody will look at 5 years from now and say "wtf is David's Daily Metrics Tool"
i was in iceland for a residency & i was in a hot spring w a bunch of european kids & when they realized i was american, they said “oh america, that’s where you like to wait in line for food” & it was such a sick burn that it knocked the wind out of me— sarah rose etter (@sarahroseetter) June 9, 2023
I love that I can just make up any listicle I want. https://t.co/jeEBShIYpP— Brian Kevin (@brianMT) June 9, 2023
The last add on at this ramen place 😭 pic.twitter.com/Mmks3ltyzV— Jesslyn 🇮🇩 (@jtannady) June 11, 2023
@haileyscats Like a bee to honey. #orangecat #catonashelf #catsitting ♬ original sound - Hailey
@chezlars There are no mistakes only happy accidents #grandprix #monacograndprix #f1 #monaco ♬ original sound - william springfield
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