okay, chris christie breaking the fourth wall is funny pic.twitter.com/Y5JWFZzLVr
— kaitlin (@thefactualprep) June 29, 2023
Aspartame is cancer and vaccines are microchips but my steroids and drinking habits are fine and the air is poison but not because of climate change it’s something new/more evil. Oil companies are greedy but oil is better than anything and makes jobs and woke wants it gone and
— andrew (@intellegint) June 29, 2023
It's the reason why 'everything is poison' cranks are so ascendant these days, because they're right. Everything is poison. Their only mistake is taking it personally and getting all melodramatic about it
— Jingleghost (@JeremyMonjo) June 29, 2023
we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 27, 2023
Oof https://t.co/TkCI0NVrue pic.twitter.com/UEIwGETwgv
— Malcolm Harris (@BigMeanInternet) June 29, 2023
the fetishization of supreme court dissents is one of the biggest Loser Energy things imaginable
— your himbo boyfriend (@swolecialism) June 29, 2023
Am I being naive by wondering how much may actually change? Admissions offices will field a blizzard of essays from minority applicants who now feel compelled to explicitly link their value as applicants to their race, which sucks. pic.twitter.com/O5eZkzEgWC
— Ishaan Tharoor (@ishaantharoor) June 29, 2023
Congrats to the admissions forum posters. Those with helicopter parents, the SAT score maxxers. This ruling is for you. Merit gets you into the Ivies now. If you don't, you are simply too dumb and too boring. The main obstacle has been removed. Lots of luck in your senior year.
— Osita Nwanevu (@OsitaNwanevu) June 29, 2023
It’s gonna be funny to read those posts about Timmy with a 5.9 GPA still not getting into Harvard
— Lolo (@LolOverruled) June 29, 2023
So they sponsored a trans woman, then, when conservatives boycotted because a trans woman existing is the worst thing in the universe to them, Bud Light didn’t stand by her at all. Now the entire political spectrum hates them. Amazing marketing. https://t.co/5vvQVEFYNj
— Natalie Wynn ❌ (@ContraPoints) June 29, 2023
("I recognise we are not where we would like to be and we are committed to making progress in this area...And hence why we’ve raised the target to 14% having got close to our 10% figure.")Buckingham Palace misses ethnic minority staff diversity target again https://t.co/4FO9omW2fr pic.twitter.com/s9E4ZZqtBE
— The Independent (@Independent) June 28, 2023
Even Apple's ads on Twitter are disgracefulDamn, how'd they get this quote from Ebert? with a ouiji board? https://t.co/3crL8DdBkb
— Sarah Horrocks📗👑🔩 (@mercurialblonde) June 30, 2023
one time a website reported that Retro Studios was making a new Star Fox game based on the fact that I moved to Austin and my last name rhymes with McCloud https://t.co/pHn6W9tN9K
— Brendan McLeod (@_sulcata) June 29, 2023
James Harden has as many trade requests as playoff series wins since November 2020 😂
— Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) June 29, 2023
3 Trade Requests: Houston, Brooklyn and Philadelphia
3 Playoff Series Wins: Boston 2021, Toronto 2022, Brooklyn 2023 pic.twitter.com/ZFXAMGRS7Z
Hot take: John Wick movies are dance musicals for guys.
— Bojan Tunguz (@tunguz) June 14, 2023
(This would have been way more compelling than the Fortnite thing--now imagining an Episode 9 basically following The Mummy beat for beat (Finn's knowledge of First Order arcana putting him in the Evie role).)I took over the house I grew up in from my parents because they could no longer care for the property. This morning, while replacing irrigation in the front yard, I found my old Emperor Palpatine Star Wars action figure. He's been buried here in the dirt for 35 years. pic.twitter.com/tA6iVmQpL3
— Brandon Hannibal Donkey (@bhdonkey1) June 11, 2023
Meteorologist to Storm Mage pipeline
— Linker (@linkerbm) June 16, 2023
My kids mix their languages all the time but my favourite combo is Spanish & Scottish. Asking where a waiter had gone in a restaurant earlier: "Dónde está el wee mannie?"
— Sophie Cameron (@sophiemcameron) June 17, 2023
My Da, of course, knew it was the one where the mountain blows up at the end. This was a foundational lesson which illustrated to me that walking the path of the hater means knowing more about something that people who profess to like it.
— Marty Punkhouser (@NoChorus) September 29, 2021
@magicallymarandaa Evil queen always has something to say 👑 #disneylandcharacters #evilqueendisneyland #evilqueendisney ♬ original sound - 🌙☁️🫧 Maranda 🫧☁️🌙
@leongrosman ♬ оригинальный звук - Leon Grosman
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