Therapist: what's upsetting you?— Ally Gator 🐊 (@notacroc) March 9, 2016
Wife: he's always using common phrases incorrectly
Me: cry me a table, Linda
Expectant Mother Finds Low-Budget Clone Of Unborn Son On App Store https://t.co/4qOa63k2OP pic.twitter.com/M5GBote5Nc— Point & Clickbait (@pointclickbait) June 28, 2018
Zel, longtime portable-restroom fan, got a toy Porta Potty for his birthday! pic.twitter.com/VRgG9D0QE3— Neven Mrgan (@mrgan) June 30, 2018
I'm helping the tiny man make a lego triceratops and he is insisting I say 'Oh my Gosh!' after every step.— Ricky Haggett (@KommanderKlobb) June 30, 2018
I’m available for gate crashing weddings to deliver curses. I’ve the perfect outfit for it too. https://t.co/FcyNK6bnVe— Olivia Wood 🐾 (@babelfishwars) June 30, 2018
Episode IX but the knights of ren are actually the guys from Queer Eye helping Supreme Leader Kylo Ren put his life back together— sleemo (@sleemo_) June 30, 2018
This just made my year.— TODD SPENCE (@Todd_Spence) June 29, 2018
JURASSIC PARK, but everyone including the dinosaurs is wearing high heels. (source Imgur) pic.twitter.com/XeuhJBftVj
Sumo wrestlers in the top division are allowed to sell autographed hand prints, or tegata (手形), as souvenirs for fans. A lot of the top Yokozuna have this process down pat: https://t.co/n9qe1CZL4q— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) July 1, 2018
My 5-year-old just told me he’s changing his name to Harrison, and now i have to tell him he doesn’t have the BDE to pull it off. Parenting is hard.— Jessica Blankenship (@blanketboat) June 29, 2018
I feel this Chinese poster for UK holidays may be slightly overselling the possibility of Nessie sightings. pic.twitter.com/h32FCj5DqO— Mat Osman (@matosman) July 1, 2018
Brian Windhorst rips Paul George to shreds over OKC Thunder contract pic.twitter.com/brjOiEzChY— gifdsports (@gifdsports) July 1, 2018