I didn't know Lisa Frank made movie posters?! pic.twitter.com/tA9n948Hgq— Kayla Marie @ SDCC (@Maria_Giesela) July 16, 2018
i received this comically large pencil as a gift several years ago and my first thought, understandably, was ‘what the christ am i meant to do with this?’ pic.twitter.com/5y1BG7w7bS— 🍸 (@oscarewilde) July 12, 2018
This is the most important data analysis i've ever seenhttps://t.co/7JhrtSd1hE pic.twitter.com/01XQ23fMTs— Mike Rosenberg (@ByRosenberg) July 13, 2018
That was quick. pic.twitter.com/Qs9PMW1pFl— Grace Thomas (@GraceGThomas) July 14, 2018
My mom was supposed to host my 1st grade brownie troop meeting but ended up having emergency surgery. All the girls showed up, so my grandpa taught them to play craps and 5 card stud.— Just Ang (@HoustonAngie) July 16, 2018
This kid is roaring at people in line and honestly? living his BEST LIFE pic.twitter.com/G1XciOsKso— Rei_ (@Random_Factor) July 15, 2018
Another reason why my country is best country? May I show you our $20 GOTH coin pic.twitter.com/beDNIivzyU— AnnK (@AgentAnnK) July 14, 2018
Found out recently that The Oregonian has a woman who has written to the newspaper every time someone makes a negative reference to rain. Staffers affectionately refer to her as “Rain Lady” and keep files containing the hundreds of letters she’s sent over the years. pic.twitter.com/QQXgHRpnIz— Abby Lynes (@Abby_Lynes) July 13, 2018
Whenever I feel discouraged, I remember the words of my then-3 yr old after she puked carrots on the floor: “I’m gonna need more carrots.”— Jessica Valenti (@JessicaValenti) December 6, 2016
{Prison}— MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) July 11, 2018
INMATE: *Points to tear drop tattoos* To remember the people I’ve killed.
ME: omg, I’m so sorry, how bad is your memory?
INMATE: What?
ME: *To other inmate* Oh man, he’s forgetting already. *Enunciating* I AM ANDREW. YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT *gestures stabbing* MURDERS.