Shout out to whoever it was at this Holiday Inn who laid out my baby’s cot like he’s just another corporate sales guy passing through town for a conference on Waste Disposal And The Modern Marketplace pic.twitter.com/B6ffvsAhez— Nell Frizzell (@NellFrizzell) July 27, 2018
Knight Rider reboot where KITT is actually just an Uber driver named Kit who keeps getting dragged into adventures by Michael to keep his 5-star rating.— Les Orchard (@lmorchard) July 27, 2018
HIM: I have a chocolate lab.— your mom (@eff_yeah_steph) July 25, 2018
ME (awestruck whisper): ᵂᶦˡˡʸ ᵂᵒⁿᵏᵃ
I'm obviously supposed to climb this pic.twitter.com/yodnfJq8SH— Calamity 🐱ri-Warui (@oleivarrudi) July 28, 2018
I love working at a wildlife rescue. When I worked at a university, notes on office doors were never this interesting. pic.twitter.com/LN87AwVSmx— CryptoNaturalist (@CryptoNature) July 27, 2018
Fun fact: The suborder containing whales, hippos and their shared common ancestors classifies them collectively as the "Whippomorphs".— Gus Mitchell (@GusticeLeague) July 27, 2018
I wish I were making that up: https://t.co/oUkRc07H26
Good call fortune cookie pic.twitter.com/3ChKaOrwpB— Lamilvelo (@Lamilvelo) July 28, 2018
— Joey Langone (@JoeyLangone) July 25, 2018
Serious question for #medtwitter: If you show up at a code, and the patient is a centaur who had a cardiac arrest, ignoring the joules question, where do you think the defib pads should go? A, assuming the heart is in the human part, or B, assuming the heart is in the horse part? pic.twitter.com/OJt9haEgx3— Fred Wu, MD (@FredWuMD) July 28, 2018
I asked a girl on a date to Sea World and when she said yes I blocked her— CASEY☭ (@_CASEYRUIZ) July 21, 2018
I made a new greeting card for these difficult times we find ourselves in pic.twitter.com/xoXpCTDbsG— Alan (@alan_maguire) March 20, 2016