To use my oven I have to accept terms and conditions @internetofshit pic.twitter.com/Y6nHddV8rK— Morten Nielsen (@dotMorten) July 14, 2018
therapist: you need to open up more— Ian Laking (@IHLaking) July 19, 2018
me: i can’t
therapist: why not
me: let me visualise it for you pic.twitter.com/Xxqb3ZXhlk
This gets funnier and funnier the more I watch it pic.twitter.com/5WpD92WT3u— Eve Forster 👩🏼🔬🧠 (@EveForster) July 21, 2018
My grandfather told me that when my grandma gets mad at him he tightens the pickle jar lid so she’ll have to talk to him ... I want that— Crislyn Graham (@crislyn_graham) July 17, 2018
I love this.— Jim Bliss (@JimBliss23) July 21, 2018
When the Far Side came out in 1982, paleontologists realised they'd never actually named that part of a stegosaurus and began using the term informally. And now, 36 years later, if you type "Thagomizer" into a search engine... pic.twitter.com/pMDYoOrT8d
nobody appears to have been hurt which is good because I cannot stop laughing pic.twitter.com/IvZmib1ToO— Emily Hughes 🦔 (@emilyhughes) July 22, 2018
Twitter's been heavily criticized as of late, but let's give credit where credit is due - their new Notifications options make this site a lot easier to use and enjoy. Good job @twitter. pic.twitter.com/pml8gYbRkt— drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) July 22, 2018
Kevin White had his best play of #Bears camp, a catch down the left sideline. No photos allowed, so ... pic.twitter.com/Him3Qh9G6P— Patrick Finley (@patrickfinley) July 22, 2018
Disney's Pop Century resort has a photo op for your pizza. (Pepperoni $12.99) pic.twitter.com/e9tBk3yuJt— bioreconstruct (@bioreconstruct) July 22, 2018
And nothing is sadder than Disney “value engineering” something into submission. Today, “Bing Bong’s Sweet Stuff” opened, sells NO CANDY, is a pale shadow of its concept art, and the Bing Bong static figure wasn’t ready so Bing Bong’s Ding Dong is pokin’ through a sheet. Help pic.twitter.com/jAi5veeh53— Cabel (@cabel) July 22, 2018