Two cuties in the seats behind me are talking. I'm a big RomCom fan, so here are their social security numbers.— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) July 8, 2018
Remember Kiwi & his goth gf? Well now she's his goth wife and they have 4 beautiful half goth babies 💚💙🖤 pic.twitter.com/vX21428mk0— maura (@painthands) July 9, 2018
Sure sex is good but has your ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend ever accidentally liked your months-old Instagram pic and then unliked it— wifi material (@melbatoastmarie) July 8, 2018
Relaxing on the deck with a refreshing Shrimp Julep pic.twitter.com/vmO36VH3dF— salad bar ham cubes (@flangy) July 4, 2018
@AlexCox @MaxTemkin @hotdogsladies My wife does not understand or appreciate why I insist on calling the kitchen gadget we make zucchini noodles with, “The Zoodler”.— Kyle William (@fung) July 8, 2018
Every now and then, I think about how the plan at the start of 2012 was that "Angry Birds Star Wars saves everything."— Pablo Hidalgo (does business as THAD LOGAN) (@pablohidalgo) July 10, 2018
— Humans of Late Capitalism 🕊️ (@HumansOfLate) July 9, 2018
i was 6 and grew up in vegas and a casino was shutting down/auctioning off everything and all i ever wanted was a real slot so my parents bought it to teach me about the harms of gambling and i hit the jackpot on the first pull. then they got rid of it. https://t.co/Badj2FGMZ9— foster kamer (@weareyourfek) July 10, 2018
justin bieber got engaged to someone he doesn’t even follow on instagram?? 🤔— Pouty Girl (@CorinnaKopf) July 10, 2018
this is the realest comic strip of all time pic.twitter.com/s8SoSQcc9M— Listen I'm Scary OK (@katiemcvay) July 9, 2018