Absolutely losing my mind at the name of my new microwave pic.twitter.com/ZKKzWUeYGM— stefan heck (@boring_as_heck) September 30, 2018
Success isn’t measured by fortune or fame. It’s having an intricate system of elaborate mechanisms to eternally guard your tomb— Mave (@MavenofHonor) April 8, 2018
On the back of their successful Victory Fridges promotion, @budlight is now selling mini replica fridges for $200. pic.twitter.com/OS81B6JtzR— Front Office Sports (@frntofficesport) September 29, 2018
A squirrel has been hoarding acorns inside this antenna pic.twitter.com/Ip7B0gvsPD— Destroying Stuff (@DestroyingCIips) September 26, 2018
reminder that troy aikman looks like white jay z pic.twitter.com/VXj1TVVA4u— trey (@treyzingis) September 28, 2018
This floor cleaning robot is the biggest crossover in media history. pic.twitter.com/2L3CoKkAu6— Rami Ismail (@tha_rami) September 27, 2018
our niece is crying at the prospect of going to the olive garden because we told her about the neverending pasta and she doesnt want to be forced to eat pasta forever— matt 💀 lubchansky (@Lubchansky) September 29, 2018
Duality of man. pic.twitter.com/Dt96biULXQ— Ben Peter Griffin (@GameGriffin) September 28, 2018
Everyone on the Raptors bench laughing and chatting it up....and then there's Kawhi pic.twitter.com/vml8P56eN8— gifdsports (@gifdsports) September 30, 2018
Like Ali in his prime 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/AlnJsJloLV— Barstool Sports (@barstooltweetss) September 29, 2018