Lady MacBeth hand sanitizer - we’ve reached peak merchandise! pic.twitter.com/QwCIXxzyCY— Dr Rebecca Finkel (@rafinkel) October 24, 2018
Q: what one machine would you take back in time to change the course of history— 🛫fantastic benb 🚮 (@bburbank) October 24, 2018
A: pic.twitter.com/42UKxiri8i
Whenever there's a big Google story in the news, I always think of this, the funniest thing ever written about Google, from the New Yorker profile of the writers of "Silicon Valley" https://t.co/RAfCJITMOg pic.twitter.com/y48bNI1NeK— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 25, 2018
instagram is giving me ads for the gruel from oliver twist but made in brooklyn pic.twitter.com/X90zDCGDKv— alex (@shitshowdotinfo) October 24, 2018
I've had this same exact conversation with every single person I've ever kissed and it's never gone well. pic.twitter.com/l5JTlfxYDC— BACHELOR SOFT (@BachelorSoft) October 26, 2018
Here’s a Gritty cake because the Whole Foods bakery has been radicalized pic.twitter.com/XyfYxP8TiO— that boy (@derekmiller) October 27, 2018
Florida was penalized for short pants... the coaches trying to block the cameras is the cherry on top pic.twitter.com/2dQC3glzLe— CJ Fogler (@cjzer0) October 27, 2018
[McDonalds 1975]— robotic crab (beep) (@roboticcrab) October 29, 2018
Boss: Playground ideas?
Recently Divorced Hank:
A hot metal jail made from the head of a hamburger man
Boss: first of all I love it
— Curse-Eye Bones (@Lazarus_Audio) October 29, 2018
Government waste of the day: Attorney General Brad Schimel spent $10,000 in Wisconsin state taxpayer money on coins bearing his new WI Department of Justice motto: K.A.E.D. — which actually stands for “Kicking Ass Every Day.” pic.twitter.com/4wqyDjhKZg— Anna Massoglia (@annalecta) October 29, 2018