Scary AF pic.twitter.com/7Q7KLRL78S— Matt Dawson (@SaintRPh) October 14, 2018
At a bar where the TV is tinting everything green and long story short Frank Thomas looks like Shrek here pic.twitter.com/J9K5Mteiau— Mike Goldfarb (@MikeGoldFool) October 13, 2018
just a quick note that if you actually gets married in a dress from my bridal collection then you're using it wrong, they're meant to run from away the altar in— julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) October 13, 2018
that is a good one, but I'm not sure ANYTHING can beat the Demondonkey pic.twitter.com/uA2RRkDfrg— Jan Arrah (@JanArrah) October 13, 2018
my only advice is to marry someone who likes to leave parties at the same time that you do.— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) October 14, 2018
"Of course, I do my own stunts. And I also do my own lying."— Last Exit To Nowhere (@LASTEXITshirts) October 14, 2018
The legendary Sir Roger Moore was born on this day in 1927.
when i feel bad about my social skills i remind myself how one time rachmaninoff decided he was gonna be pals with stravinsky (who'd casually mentioned he liked honey) so he showed up at his house in the middle of the night with an enormous jar of honey and no explanation— iris (@iris__ks) October 13, 2018
Ole Miss players required drama class paying off. 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/V7nIkWwfrs— Tara Hollingsworth (@TaraHollyFigure) October 14, 2018
GENIE: You know you could just wish for dramatic fog to surround you.— Actually, It’s MehGyver’s Monster (@AndrewNadeau0) October 14, 2018
ME: *Thinking it over* Hmmm…
ME: No I want a guy with a fog machine to follow me everywhere.
when you've been naming house hunters international episodes for 86 seasons and are thoroughly broken inside pic.twitter.com/gIhuOwWJ12— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) October 14, 2018