Smudge the Ninja takes another unsuspecting victim. pic.twitter.com/qMNndKzNCe— The Scamperbeasts (@scamperbeasts) May 27, 2019
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and the more I look at it the better it gets pic.twitter.com/8dcAF1AA5U— dana hell (@danacbell) May 26, 2019
Most people don't realize that the tooth fairy will give you more money for other bones under your pillow. femurs are $50.— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 27, 2019
The photographer was lying on the ground, trying to shoot this ceiling. The pigeons were concerned. pic.twitter.com/kAXDbwE3Qx— Scoot (@ImpeachmentHour) May 22, 2019
Future BBC journalist: In your book you write that many controversial figures on social media died violently.— Paul Ford (@ftrain) May 24, 2019
Author: I did. And people would report it to the authorities.
Journalist: Right, but when they tweeted “Officer, I'd like to report a murder,” it was not actual death.
Unclear why we’re all still using this site when the worst case scenario for a tweet is it ruins your entire life and the best case scenario is it ends up on a Mashable list of sassiest replies to the IHOP account— Jess Dweck (@TheDweck) May 25, 2019
just rediscovered this sexy beach photoshoot I did a few years ago pic.twitter.com/iXlmwrZEHI— ruby🦎 (@medievaliszt) May 25, 2019
My pitch is to have him repeatedly kidnapping acclaimed broadway star Hugh Jackman and trying to make him "remember" https://t.co/JokzClceV0— James Tynion IV (@JamesTheFourth) May 26, 2019
Chance cubes pic.twitter.com/EcfxMrE3ib— Jenny Nicholson 🔜 Galaxy's Edge (@JennyENicholson) May 27, 2019
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