The Tiger hat display has been replaced in the merchandise tent with PGA Championship hats, after Tiger misses the cut (H/T @liam_hinesss) pic.twitter.com/DiTFGm3mO7— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) May 18, 2019
Here's the Chipper/Boog story in all its glory. Great work by the production crew to have the video ready. pic.twitter.com/lt0IAuoaqZ— Dan Why-Ner (@DanWeiner) May 16, 2019
Being a parent means there are times when a weight is placed on your shoulders you never thought you could bear. But you do. As an example, the other day my kid spent 57 unbroken minutes explaining who James Charles is and why he’s losing YouTube subscribers.— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) May 17, 2019
Someone make a big cotton sundress but brand it "Murder Cloth" or something. Please, my masculinity, it is very fragile.— Rafi Letzter (@RafiLetzter) May 18, 2019
in 1981 census, a return was received from someone who described their profession as "sculptor of stone lions". In answer to the supplementary question "Describe what your job entails," the responder wrote: "I chip away all the stone which is not lions"— Ilya Kaminsky (@ilya_poet) May 17, 2019
When people ask me how tall I am, I always say "5'3. The same height as Wolverine." Because I think it's important that people learn Wolverine trivia whenever possible— The Daddy Appropriator™ (@magencubed) May 17, 2019
The most judgemental hot tub is of course the j’accuzzi— Katie (@ZiziFothSi) December 27, 2018
Further evidence that buildings should be rated on a ‘Jackie Scale’ - measuring how good it would be as a location for a Jackie Chan fight.— Toby Miller (@tobytram) May 19, 2019
Si pasás al revés videos de coatíes estás en Jurassic Park pic.twitter.com/uWRos5zxqz— Joan Mellera (@jmellera) May 8, 2019
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