#JohnWick is a fairy. To wit:— Matt Dovey 🇪🇺 (@mattdoveywriter) May 29, 2019
* Only works for favours, tallied thru gold coins
* Can be bound by blood promises against his will
* Lives in a world unseen by passers-by
* Values sacred ground & rituals
* Has a special bond w/ animals
* Does not tire or feel pain as a human would
Further evidence: administration is run with 2000-era flip phones, 1980s computers, 1930s switchboards. Because it's all stolen technology.— Matt Dovey 🇪🇺 (@mattdoveywriter) May 30, 2019
Above all, the other fairies all speak in awed tones of him as the only one to "get out". Through sheer strength of will he crossed over into our world for the love of a human.— Matt Dovey 🇪🇺 (@mattdoveywriter) May 29, 2019
Related, the Parabellum Arabic Blood Oath Marker replica is available for preorder.