CBS NFL Today Intro from 1977. Virtually every clip is a penalty in 2019 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/NIQord9rWz— Chad Wilson (@GridironStuds) November 1, 2019
Here’s something I’ve often wondered about the dæmons in #HisDarkMaterials: do you have to be aware of an animal for that to be the shape your dæmon chooses? Did someone in medieval Europe wake up one day with a kangaroo for a dæmon and wonder what the hell it was?— Robert Perry (Pez) (@pez_sez) November 10, 2019
why does harry potter need glasses. there’s no spell to fix his eyes? I don’t care btw— dylan gelula (@DylanGelula) November 9, 2019
I fucking love toast, what absolute genius took a bite of bread and was like "cook it again", unreal— Josh (@LoserCrew) September 10, 2018
If you're gonna do a gender reveal party, don't play coy with colored smoke or whatever. When you blow up that cake, I expect to see a giant sign saying "IT'S A PENIS!" Showers of dicks raining down like confetti. You invited us here to celebrate genitals, Karen. You wanted this.— James L. Sutter (@jameslsutter) November 9, 2019
Our kid’s gender reveal was pretty straightforward. We brought our guests into the backyard, paraded them around, and eventually someone stepped on the landmine full of BLUE (!!) shrapnel.— Bess Kalb (@bessbell) November 10, 2019
if you wish to “reveal” the “gender,“ you must pay a terrible price. some may die. cities may burn. many find it difficult to live with themselves thereafter— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) November 9, 2019
My boyfriend insisted we get huskies because he genuinely wanted to get into skijoring. We now have two of the world's laziest dogs who would rather snooze on the couch than run 100 feet. Here he is carrying one after she got too tired from walking. pic.twitter.com/2ZRyCIg4r0— Jessie Whitaker (@MH_Collider) November 11, 2019
— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 11, 2019
omg capybara agility training 😫 what a sweet good babyyy 😖 pic.twitter.com/OIyAhOsecY— The Prof (@PhD_femme) November 10, 2019
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