Amid all the chaos of this windy day a lone tumbleweed rolled right up to our camera and gave us all a chuckle. 😜#tumbleweed @bumblesnot pic.twitter.com/zFdnirFEYk— John Gregory (@abc7johngregory) October 30, 2019
I gave my boyfriend a card for his birthday that said “I’m glad you’ve aged better than your tweets” and made a collage of all his god awful cringeworthy tweets from like 2009.— Beck Everly (@BeckTheGirl) November 1, 2019
It fucked him up so much he paid a service to delete all his previous tweets up until 2018 lmao
You're telling me there's a series called Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee but no Beloved Actors Getting Arrested With Jane Fonda.— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) November 2, 2019
Just thinking about how one time Foucault got hit by a car and was like this absolutely kicks ass pic.twitter.com/nCcospfcC2— Alison Balsam (@foolinthelotus) November 2, 2019
I saw this ad today and thought it looked like Jack Skellington. pic.twitter.com/t7E2scEtOV— B🎃B JIN☠️ (@bobjinx) November 1, 2019
Sometimes you get what you pay for, and your $5/mo for ESPN+ means that when Dartmouth beats Harvard on a hail mary, it happens offscreen. pic.twitter.com/0Nb3JXS9Ek— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) November 2, 2019
When I forget the word “adults.” pic.twitter.com/f4iyFxNE3f— Dave Shumka (@daveshumka) November 2, 2019
Thomas Edison didn’t invent the lightbulb until he was 87.— dagnabbit brian (@mrbrianfirenzi) October 31, 2019
Einstein didn’t die until he was 6.
Abraham Lincoln is still trying to become president.
I didn’t steal the Time Gem and tear apart the continuum until I was tomorrow centuries old.
It’s always too late.
I hope this guy i met at the Eiffel Tower and asked for a pic of us kissing so i could pretend i had a romantic time in Paris is doing good. pic.twitter.com/KD4mxMI9NX— kristiana (@KristianaKuqi) November 1, 2019
Kitty doesn't approve: my ear is not your costume, Karen pic.twitter.com/8FiNqEErva— Awwwww (@AwwwwCats) November 1, 2019
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