This is how I find out what my wife, an art teacher, wears to work. pic.twitter.com/60Mnb86uda— Sho Baraka (@AmIshoBaraka) November 22, 2019
If I were in proximity of Def Leppard I would simply pour sugar upon one of them.— Jeffrey Rowland (@wigu) November 23, 2019
The guy who plays Mr. Six Flags has NO right being this hot pic.twitter.com/kDMnmu4I96— Joseph Longo (@josephlongo_) November 21, 2019
The most unrealistic thing about Superman is the premise of a mild-mannered reporter.— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) November 21, 2019
who tf came into the store and did this pic.twitter.com/iLqLpEjNvb— cosmic warrior (@DijahSB) November 21, 2019
Took a long walk this morning, and all I could think about was @Katie_Roof's comment a while back that there are only 2 seasons here in SF: Patagonia vest and Patagonia jacket. Great...— Adam J. Epstein (@TheAdamJEpstein) November 21, 2019
The Taco Bell chihuahua was famous for like two entire years but we’ve already moved on from Cybertruck. The human body was not built for this. We’re headed for a wall I don’t think we’re ready for.— Branson Reese (@bransonreese) November 23, 2019
Accidentally locked my baby inside my piping hot Cybertruck and I can’t break the glass. Fastening a breaching charge to the windshield. Cover your eyes sweetie— the great Marcus Aurelius from The Gladiator (@alexqarbuckle) November 22, 2019
This just gave me an escape room design idea for 30 years and younger. They get transported back in time and have to use technology from the 50s. Every advancement in the escape room introduces them to a new decade.— Humble Narcissist (@phranchk) November 23, 2019
follow up: He did find him!!! pic.twitter.com/ObHSSmI4UU— Steph Veerman (@stephyj725) November 26, 2019
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