If unions are useless, why do police have them? https://t.co/I92GllSYLL— phoenix co-hosts your favorite podcatsers podcast (@uppittynegress) November 16, 2019
My husband just walked in, told the dog how cute he is, and how much he loves him. Held his face in his hands, stared into his eyes, and gave him forehead kisses. Then left the room.— LaLaLyds (@LaLa_Lyds) November 16, 2019
I'm sitting right next to the dog.
The first act of the matrix is essentially a fantasy that if you keep staying up all night staring at the internet something will finally happen— Flores Muertas (@feraljokes) November 15, 2019
The craziest thing I saw at the Clemson game yesterday?— Micah Rumsey (@MicahRumsey) November 17, 2019
A duck on a leash.@gmraynor pic.twitter.com/dUGLE1gve1
Not sure how it came to this. He used to just get cat food in the morning. Then I'd give him a little scrambled egg from my plate. Then he got his own plate on the floor. Now he's sitting at my place at the table...waiting for his scrambled egg breakfast. #Caturday pic.twitter.com/Xf4hkKeq8B— Jeff VanderMeer (@jeffvandermeer) November 16, 2019
Every Popeye cartoon is actually a mini Taken movie.— John Thibodeaux (@john_ThiBOdeauX) November 14, 2019
if you’re having a bad day, here’s my baby cousin trying to say ‘octopus’ 🥰 pic.twitter.com/uuomg5i42Z— ✨ (@kiaudn) November 15, 2019
There’s a blind dating show where the couple are taught a dance separately and they perform it together when they meet for the first time 😭 IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL I’M IN BITS 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/K8uUiJLBPr— rat (@menamphetamine) November 16, 2019
IVE BEEN SCREAMING AT THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES. IM SORRY?!?!!! pic.twitter.com/7QZtpCSngR— jordainchristian ➐ (@PIMPDADDEEX) November 17, 2019
so idk who told my little brother to pose like this for his SCHOOL pictures but i cry everytime 🤣 pic.twitter.com/FhtCnnsrkc— meyah. (@lameeyuhh) November 15, 2019
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