i have learned that Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in a COVID world is restaurants sending Guy Fieri ingredients and then him making the dishes with his sons. i cannot begin to explain how much this warms my heart— meat jeans (@hog_mild) September 12, 2020
oh my god he calls ravioli “the mattresses of flavortown” i would kill if he asked me to— meat jeans (@hog_mild) September 12, 2020
The reason this looks so weird and perverted is because this is not how carousels work; the horses and poles are connected to each other and go up and down by way of a crankshaft above that is spun by a ring gear spun on the main bearing.— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) September 15, 2020
do not ask why i know this pic.twitter.com/5WWJbmkaCh
Props to the people who decided they could sell this line with a straight face. That’s confidence. https://t.co/U3KVj9j6Kr— JihadistEntsHat (@Popehat) September 15, 2020
Journalism kids are theater kids that can’t sing— Natalie Dunlap (@natd_lap) September 13, 2020
DAUGHTER: *on phone with her grandmother* So how are you doing. How’s your family— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) September 13, 2020
WIFE: If you were a kind of ice cream, what flavor of ice cream would you be?— Spencer Ackerman (@attackerman) August 17, 2020
DAUGHTER: Nothing. I’d be nothing. When I grow up I’ll be nothing.
Pup finds a stray kitten, adopts it, and gently leads it home. pic.twitter.com/hSvVCpRE8Y— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) September 12, 2020
I will never tire of watching my dog enter water. Such wild abandon. pic.twitter.com/zbCXT094fR— Heidi Stephens (@heidistephens) September 13, 2020
なんかお盆の時に見たことあるなあ・・ pic.twitter.com/acxYRybXrb— NIKUO (@onraisan) August 31, 2020
I just need you all to know that there is a German Shepherd on this block who carries a stuffed animal with him wherever he goes. Every single day he has a different friend— B. Bolander (@BBolander) September 13, 2020
Sometimes a tiger comes along on our walks. Only this tiger, not other toys. pic.twitter.com/tHzaNuTD1G— backyardbees (@backyardbees) September 13, 2020
My GFs dog Rosie often takes one particular toy with her. If not it’s just a stick. She gets lots of smiles and compliments from people. pic.twitter.com/eBUsvbGKIT— Johan Elder (@JohanElder1) September 14, 2020
*More funny posts.