A handkerchief which, when wiped against a clean surface, will come away stained with blood— Captain Bison Trippshorn (@Brainmage) October 18, 2017
Compass which points to the nearest person who has thought about killing a friend— Captain Bison Trippshorn (@Brainmage) October 18, 2017
Hand saw that emits faint screams when used to cut wood— Captain Bison Trippshorn (@Brainmage) October 18, 2017