Unfortunately, I accidentally bought stock in Pfizer Total Landscaping
— wolf (@hungry_cap) November 9, 2020
From a local landscaping company. ๐ pic.twitter.com/v2z6JJhcrz
— Catherine Lundoff (@clundoff) November 9, 2020
For your Zoom call this week. pic.twitter.com/O0VpBPhc3e
— Jill Blake (@biscuitkitten) November 9, 2020
IDK who made this very specific meme but whoever you are, I love you pic.twitter.com/Y6DTfR1OZB
— Chekov’s Bantha (@jurijuri) November 9, 2020
"Good afternoon, Federation dignitaries. I'd like to welcome you all to the Enterprise... Rent-A-Car parking lot."
— Jay Stobie (@StobiesGalaxy) November 9, 2020
*whispers under breath* Damn you, Ensign Crusher. Damn you.* pic.twitter.com/07VFOyUnZG
TIL The Society of Actuaries a regular speculative fiction contest (held since 1995) with insurance-themed sci-fi short stories!! /via @brainwane https://t.co/sSWgxr4l6W
— Adrian Hon (@adrianhon) September 12, 2020
recently learned that the korean equivalent of the expression “looking for a needle in a haystack” is “looking for a Mr. Kim in Seoul” and I think that is so so so funny
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) August 24, 2020
็ฐๆๅไบคๆต、็ใใฎใ。 pic.twitter.com/S4bwUe2Ajk
— ใใฝใญใณ (@nakamanian) November 7, 2020
my mood rn pic.twitter.com/sKqEdMWJVG
— Hannah Jane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) November 8, 2020
The Mandalorian (2019)pic.twitter.com/PLpWV94yjh
— three raccoons in a zoom meeting ๐ฒ๐๐บ (@BinAnimals) November 7, 2020
Take Potato to the damn park! pic.twitter.com/uQJl4U2zBG
— birthday loading... (@LawNOrder05) November 9, 2020
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