That scene at the end of Avengers: Endgame but instead of all the Thanos’d heroes coming through the portals it’s mail in ballots
— Ethan “Fink-Nottle” Kocak (@Blackmudpuppy) November 6, 2020
at the Count Every Vote demo in Philadelphia, there are more cameras pointed at Trump protestors than there are Trump protestors pic.twitter.com/W56OM1nSe5
— Sam Adams (@SamuelAAdams) November 5, 2020
Can I donate to Stacey Abrams like for her personal “for fun” funds
— Karen Chee (@karencheee) November 6, 2020
Her Selena Montgomery books are here: https://t.co/qleBGvD6HP
— Olivia Waite (@O_Waite) November 6, 2020
She also has a thriller coming out in May, which you can preorder here: https://t.co/Wv4ED3Enud
Ballot boxes dancing to Missy Elliot is how Philadelphia is doing right now pic.twitter.com/eQgbDuUS35
— Josie Ensor (@Josiensor) November 6, 2020
Twitter yesterday: Polling is dead, cancel the quants
— Ari Schulman (@AriSchulman) November 5, 2020
Twitter today: Exit polls reveal third-generation Uzbeks from the Ottumwa exurbs betrayed us by 1.7 points
My theory is that Kanye won Nevada and they don’t know how to tell us
— austin (@aust_inpain) November 6, 2020
I now believe that psychic vampires are real because I’m getting stronger from this
— Barry Petchesky (@barry) November 6, 2020
Amidst all the HILLSONG DRAMS, I would like to remind you that there has only been one readable thing written about Hillsong, and it was a profile of PASTOR CARL, by @taffyakner, in GQ, in 2015, and was full of gems, but this one was seared into my brain https://t.co/jqClF0u7ku pic.twitter.com/PXexXalrSM
— foster kamer. (@weareyourfek) November 5, 2020
I DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO BE THIS BIG pic.twitter.com/BJX3uhmiL2
— Cerealously 🥛🥣 (@cerealouslynet) October 29, 2020
(Cinnadust seasoning available at Amazon.)
the @Hyundai here is kiilling me https://t.co/jmZJlrKcw4
— Jason Patt (@Bulls_Jay) November 4, 2020
A Japanese raccoon dog, also known as a tanuki. This one is especially rotund. 🥰 pic.twitter.com/7hzACmtchD
— Nnedi Okorafor, PhD (@Nnedi) November 5, 2020
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