Courtesy 2017 me, here’s a prediction this would happen & instructions on making a carton wallet of your own https://t.co/TNjRhm8eOf pic.twitter.com/VIOnQspsCY
— Hannah Frishberg (@hanfrish) January 21, 2022
Okay, I met Dr King, but not at a pool hall. That’s NOT me!!
— Samuel L. Jackson (@SamuelLJackson) January 23, 2022
Favorite detail that didn't make it in: one guy visited a building for a job interview & then cuz of possible Covid exposure had to quarantine in that office for 2 days w/all the ppl he interviewed with. And his current employer has no idea why he can't come to work now 😂
— Amy Qin (@amyyqin) January 21, 2022
True Story: Dakota Johnson once locked me and my Mom inside a Blue Bottle Coffee shop because the barista told her she couldn’t make the coffee herself. https://t.co/AVNdGKU8SP
— Asscela Express (@biz_socks) January 23, 2022
She closed the door on all of us who were still inside, pulled a rope out of her bag, tied the doors shut, and walked away. We had to have a passerby untie the rope so we could get out. pic.twitter.com/HK53PWGCB9
— Asscela Express (@biz_socks) January 23, 2022
(Speaking of Dakota.)I’ve already sold the film rights to this. Check out “Hostage Blend” this fall on Lifetime!
— Asscela Express (@biz_socks) January 23, 2022
This production company has an office at that address listed on their contact page. https://t.co/sdgcqKsbM6
— Jon Engelsman (@engelsjk) January 23, 2022
i think about this every day of my life pic.twitter.com/EkubrLTDvA
— your cool aunt (@kittynouveau) August 20, 2021
“Mom’s secret curry recipe” gacha
— Ambroise Velvet (@AmbroiseVelvet) January 23, 2022
It’s a piece of paper with a handwritten recipe 😅 pic.twitter.com/kSy2icugOh
Okay I’m not a Yellowstone guy but the new spin-off looks sick?? pic.twitter.com/qmL2uLvpnu
— ben mekler (@benmekler) January 22, 2022
@barkbox I run my fastest when I’m in the shoe store🏃♀️💨 #speedrun #corgisoftiktok #dogshoes ♬ use this audio if you love mcuctrl - xialing’s gf
@littlecreek67 #dogsofttiktok #dreams ♬ original sound - Maddy Eckel
@markdavissbangs ♬ Boozoos Waffle Fries - Kyle DeNigris
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