thinking about when i worked at a bookstore and we got a whole box of cheap Dracula hardcovers that inexplicably credited the author “BRAM STROKER” pic.twitter.com/WN8HfWNTSe
— madeline “killdozer hierodule” cavegift (@cavegift) November 10, 2022
(From 2019, "I am amazed that Trump has never once mentioned the wrongful detention of Paul Whelan.")Paul Whelan begged your father merely to tweet about him in 2019. When I profiled Elizabeth Whelan and her efforts to free her brother a few months later, the Trump White House did not so much as acknowledge my requests for comment. https://t.co/75JlsfOo7w https://t.co/ZcjjKiuaLq
— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) December 8, 2022
(From 2014, "Viktor Bout believes he has evidence to justify a new U.S. trial and has hired the law firm of former U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft to help him pursue his case")This fact is for conservatives pretending to be mad about who was exchanged for Brittney Griner: Bush's attorney general's firm represented the merchant of death, and tried to have his conviction overturned.
— Brandon Bird (@Brandon_Bird) December 8, 2022
The simulation is falling to pieces in front of our eyes, glitching out in minor but funny ways, like Elon bought it and fired all the site reliability engineers or something pic.twitter.com/j9Ic4NdMrr
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) December 9, 2022
(Now: "the so-called Merchant of Death is unlikely to take up his activities where he left off")🧵Victor Bout (55) is a has-been that has already served nearly 15 years in prison. No longer poses any danger to the US, and is of no value to Russia either, just some superficial propaganda value.
— Igor Sushko (@igorsushko) December 9, 2022
Brittney Griner is a young talented American athlete with entire life ahead.👏 pic.twitter.com/E4Pgr4nMMB
"the Floresville Police Department, 30 miles outside of San Antonio, hired [the officer] five months after his final firing"The San Antonio cop fired for giving a homeless man a literal shit sandwich — then fired again for another feces-related incident— somehow got another job 🤯https://t.co/FLZlhnxUrz
— St. John Barned-Smith ⚔️ (@stjbs) December 8, 2022
People who think they can scab without consequences because they are "stars" generally come to find out they are wrong. https://t.co/YWc7Rdwys5
— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) December 8, 2022
https://t.co/vY0AyDHT7D pic.twitter.com/WinlwRXziq
— Kathryn VanArendonk (@kvanaren) December 8, 2022
I am of course biased but I would instead argue that newspaper unions’ power—or alleged lack of it—is based entirely on having solidarity with your colleagues, which is the opposite of what this piece is doing https://t.co/iliT2UqVIK
— Jerry Iannelli (@jerryiannelli) December 7, 2022
From 2021: "I suspect Sinema decided to leave the party years ago and has simply been waiting for the most dramatic moment to do so""I am not really a bettor, but I’m pretty sure, right now, that Kyrsten Sinema is going to formally leave the Democratic Party in the near future, probably after the 2022 midterms."https://t.co/5QXtteHXZl
— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) December 9, 2022
lmao security at the game awards made me toss the union pin given time me seconds before entering
— ellie (@evan817) December 9, 2022
I told myself I wasn’t going to tweet about the Game Awards but Al Pacino stumbling out onto the stage and saying he can’t see the teleprompter and doesn’t play video games is maybe the best opening the Game Awards have ever done
— Cartoon MacDonald (@WizardMacDonald) December 9, 2022
Hozier looks like he’s the same character model but with the Height slider maxed out https://t.co/vTRSupPuiG
— Janus Rose (@janusrose) December 9, 2022
"O’Leary promoted FTX aggressively on Twitter and online, touting his close connection with disgraced founder Sam Bankman-Fried"Good Morning Everyone! Kevin O’Leary got paid $15MM to be FTX spokesperson… pic.twitter.com/iSjZZ8VZq5
— Genevieve Roch-Decter, CFA (@GRDecter) December 8, 2022
I think what gets me most about the "AI art makes making art more ACCESSIBLE" is that... it doesn't. Putting aside the discussions of money and disability wrt creating art... AI does not simulate the experience of creating art. It simulates the experience of commissioning art lol
— Landeg (@landegart) December 8, 2022
and the perfect answer pic.twitter.com/ALssIV58VU
— Helen Rosner (@hels) December 1, 2022
Amazon has itBlowing the whistle on this crypto thing pic.twitter.com/SL56WmxJGr
— Irin Carmon (@irin) November 14, 2022
A Mentos-style Meta ad where a guy's avatar goes to the office, realizes he forgot to wear pants, looks down, is relieved he has no lower half. But right then legs are added to the avatar and he IS pantsless, but then he realizes he can ADD pants from a MENU. Thumbs up to camera.
— Captain Disillusion (@CDisillusion) November 16, 2022
The Raiders lost to Baker Mayfield after he'd been on the Rams for two days and Jeff Saturday after he'd been on Get Up for two years.
— Stephen Douglas (Parody of Stephen Douglas) (@Stephen_Douglas) December 9, 2022
alas poor yorick but im different
— BooDoo (@BooDooPerson) April 24, 2020
The whole shtick of White Lotus is "here are a dozen of the most annoying people you've ever met, but the order in which you find them most annoying will shift unpredictably"
— Jake Anbinder (@JakeAnbinder) November 22, 2022
I want to thank whoever invented the idea of recording yourself doing the worst dance anyone has ever seen with text floating overhead. We should send work emails this way
— Men's Rea (@InternetHippo) November 23, 2022
Rogue legacy 2 is cool because every time you beat the game they add another crown to the title screen.
— Stuffie Goblin Robin 🐇🏳️⚧️ (@CraftyBunRobin) November 23, 2022
I'm on NG+8 and I think I need more room y'all 😂 pic.twitter.com/o4OAOCkm70
@cwei748 He was so slow that he had to be helped across the road #animal #funnyvideos #lovely #pet #foryo #fyp ♬ Love You Still (abcdefu romantic version) (v1) - Tyler Shaw
@olliollioxenfreee #catsoftiktok #fyp #christmastree ♬ Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus
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