I think the new richest person should be required to buy Twitter now and this cycle should continue until none of them are rich anymore
— Elliott Downing (@elliott_downing) December 16, 2022
if you log off for a few hours, you’ll miss an entire twitter policy cycle
— Marisa Kabas (@MarisaKabas) December 19, 2022
Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house
— John Frankensteiner (@JFrankensteiner) November 7, 2022
Twitter might have a hard time banning all links in images and stuff
— zaratustra (parody account) (@zarawesome) December 18, 2022
people might get pretty creative
Talking like a faerie to communicate what other websites I’m on: If you think I am in other places you are correct and you would call me by the name you already know me, though you mustn’t speak it aloud nor warn me of your arrival
— Ivy🌲comms closed (@spaceelf_art) December 18, 2022
THE YEAR IS 2099. "LINKS" ARE NOW ILLEGAL. ONLY ONE MAN CAN CONNECT PEOPLE TO EACH OTHER: WITH THE NEW TECHNOLOGY KNOWN ONLY AS "STRANDS"
— the roughest toughest frail (@em_aytch) December 18, 2022
It's literally my job to research social media and I've never heard of Nostr before https://t.co/JgXP5xf18B
— Aric Toler (@AricToler) December 18, 2022
In any normal scenario, Twitter would be tweeting usage stats during the biggest sporting event on the planet to underscore its global relevance.
— Sean Garrett (@SG) December 18, 2022
Instead, it’s this sad, small, horribly timed display of irrelevance. https://t.co/fZilQ34wyV
Funding secured pic.twitter.com/ZSJokZrO1Q
— KKGB (Carlo Casio) (@INArteCarloDoss) December 18, 2022
everytime somethin happens now, a guy from a newspaper is like "twitter has made a rule that if u see someone in a green shirt u have to bite their fingers off & spit them into the ocean. this could cost them in Europe, where thats illegal" like damn Europe thought of everything
— DVS (@DVSblast) December 18, 2022
2030 World Cup in NEOM, hosted at stadiums located at various points along THE LINE https://t.co/LvXzlV1XbE
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) December 18, 2022
When Google got serious about stopping labor organizing they introduced new workplace policies that were hard-to-impossible to follow. Almost everyone violated these policies, which made them a great pretext for targeting organizers.
— Meredith Whittaker (@mer__edith) December 18, 2022
A confrontation between a member of Musk’s security team & an alleged stalker that Musk blamed on a Twitter account that tracked his jet took place at a gas station 26 mi from LAX and 23 hours after the @ElonJet acct had last located the jet’s whereabouts https://t.co/Xsp2qAWohm
— Taylor Lorenz (@TaylorLorenz) December 19, 2022
Why would you leave twitter now when your chances of being the beneficiary of a class action lawsuit are increasing by the second
— figma male (@alopex_ii) November 10, 2022