Smooth transition. pic.twitter.com/tvo5R9dy5i
— AWFCLIPS (@awfclips) December 11, 2022
Three strangers meet in a prison cell and ask each other how they ended up there.
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) December 8, 2022
"I opposed nucleic acid testing."
"I supported nucleic acid testing."
"I was in the nucleic acid testing business." pic.twitter.com/e4cWCns6Yc
DeSantis: "Today, I'm announcing a petition with the Supreme Court of Florida to enpanel a statewide grand jury to investigate any and all wrongdoing in Florida with respect to covid-19 vaccines." pic.twitter.com/zcNeFCrPhH
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 13, 2022
This video is also circulating online. It's a clinic in Xiaogan, Yunmeng county. No parked cars, but plastic chairs outside to prevent the clinic from overflowing with patients. pic.twitter.com/vE2Mj0VccF
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) December 14, 2022
Do you remember where Trump got the hydroxychloroquine info that led him to tout a fake cure, leading to thousands of deaths?
— Leslieoo7π (@Leslieoo7) December 12, 2022
I do. It came from Elon Musk and a paper he sent to Trump.
I think he should stay away from criticizing Fauci, don't you?https://t.co/aY6R8qlFQN
god. just…how do you get here pic.twitter.com/O2B7nAPWB9
— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) December 13, 2022
lol remember when Serious Journalists were convinced Trump was just doing jokes and would, any day now, stop running and dress down everyone who supported him? We're doing that kind of thing with Musk now https://t.co/AzaFPCknlR
— Kris P. Bacon (@KrisWolfheart) December 13, 2022
(Last 24 hours has included fears accounts from Ukraine, Tweets mentioning Mastodon, and ElonJet are being blocked.)"To cut costs"?
— Wetterschneider (@Stretchedwiener) December 14, 2022
"To cut costs"?
Stealing resources isn't a cost cutting strategy. It's just stealing. The owner of a company that refuses to pay for a service they are using is a thief. https://t.co/D34DClIdoI
I have never done this because I don't worry about my bank collapsing at any given moment https://t.co/cyIN9HmYfI
— Matt Ford (@fordm) December 13, 2022
the cvs near me is becoming too allegorical—no one works there except for the security guard who stands at the entrance. if the self checkout machine doesn’t work all you can do is leave. the pharmacy is never open and 80% of the merchandise is behind a lock
— sebastian castillo (@bartlebytaco) December 10, 2022
senator sinema is going to make all of us so mad all the time
— 'Weird Alex' Pareene (@pareene) November 9, 2018
It took me a moment to realize AI art is just gatcha, what means there is zero motivation from the companies that provide the service not to make the users spend a bunch of tokens in search of the equivalent of a SSS pull.
— Takashi S. Omoto (@takashioomoto) December 12, 2022
Every "vibrant new tech space" online feels like this. pic.twitter.com/hdsL9MqAZv
— Party In The Front (@ReptileEnclosed) December 12, 2022
I honestly think this will help us in a weird way. If that’s enough for those people, than I never wanted them as my clients. Yes, publishers already using AI SUUUUCKS, but the “wow cool image” crowd could never care enough to look at our stuff for more than 2 seconds https://t.co/W9TyyEZBwv
— Ben Terdik Art (@benterdik) December 12, 2022
— ❄ ππΈπ΅π²ππͺπ H Hog π (@HHoguera) December 12, 2022
One, two.Didn’t realize the dude who’s CEO of OpenAI is also the guy who proposed WorldCoin orbs to scan your eyeballs for cryptocurrency
— Cas Piancey (@CasPiancey) December 11, 2022
Pretty absent from Twitter lately but I've been busy going back and drawing more fingers on hands for these last few issues of Human Target. Not usually one for jumping on trends but I really don't want to miss out on this brand new audience who digs extra digits in their art. pic.twitter.com/bA69ydrrkg
— Greg Smallwood (@SavageSmallwood) December 12, 2022
The Glass Onion in Falmouth Massachusetts has a delicious looking menu, if you’re visiting Cape Cod stop by! https://t.co/W0VhHySjT8
— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) December 12, 2022
every mid-size midwestern city has one of these personal injury barons. they represent the soul of the city just as much as any of the sports teams do https://t.co/5D0xLo6q1K
— bennett (@ImagineAGuy) November 26, 2022
BTW it appears to be available in full on YouTube and TUBI, also it is co-written and directed by none other than TRON (1982) and Animalympics (1980) auteur Steven Lisberger, so there's no way I can't watch it no matter how bad it may be
— Daryl "Daryl Bartley" Bartley (@hypercubexl) November 22, 2022
they had my great grandma showing off her new necklace during dinner whole time it’s an airtag on a chain with a bow on it bc she keeps walking out the house without telling anyone
— π§ (@fatpussyhex) November 25, 2022
"The gang was also involved in unbolting steel bridges and stealing their parts""Thieves dig tunnel, steal entire train engine" https://t.co/vVM2kB4L1Y
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 26, 2022
Inside of me there are two wolves pic.twitter.com/B9rfqeAMCo
— Jamie Withorne (@jamiewithorne) November 24, 2022
— Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper) February 17, 2021(Long thread of twitter highlights)
ebay has some.This @SnapAR dancing hot dog is now my most prized procession. Naturally, I took it to the theatre. π #LensFest pic.twitter.com/6cIo7QFdRL
— Elena Piech πΎ (@elepiech) December 7, 2022
I made the mistake of meeting one of my cat’s demands and now he has more.
— Santa Maria π π» (@tolaughortolove) November 25, 2022
@georgiaakingg02 Not a drop of alcohol was lost in the making of this video πΉπ― #dubai #pooldays #swimupbar #girlsdayout #tripleparked #smashedit #cocktailoclock #livingmybestlife ♬ Oh no, oh no, oh no, no no - Hip Hop
@anissahorvath he just can't help himself.. #son #cat #liamandloki ♬ Don't Worry Be Happy - Bobby McFerrin
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