— raptor moments (@raptormoments) December 17, 2022
The NYPD isn't quite corrupt enough to allow cops to just remove the number plates from their personal vehicles, but it's just corrupt enough to allow them to cover up the number plates https://t.co/hrcRxRtEnX
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) December 19, 2022
Brilliant winter & snow fun in post-Zero Covid times. pic.twitter.com/obRUHgzWi8
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) December 19, 2022
(The news sounds pretty grim.)It's an entire genre now: the creative ways in which non-positive family members bring food to their Covid-infected loved ones while trying to protect themselves.. pic.twitter.com/GhssLlYdAn
— Manya Koetse (@manyapan) December 19, 2022
so weird how twitter ran for like fifteen years as a monster-of-the-week procedural and then suddenly switched to a full-season arc about a single abomination
— Charles Louis Richter (@richterscale) December 19, 2022
@SickosCommittee wrong code of football, but a US professional soccer match was played in this lighting for the American equivalent of the FA Cup. Even better than Pac-12 after dark?? https://t.co/3LQbdYHEpL
— Gonza Lulika (@GonzaLulika) December 18, 2022
Many in the media will try to slander me, quoting me word for word, showing videos of me speaking with full context, etc etc. But they have their own agenda, remember that
— Rajat Suresh (@rajat_suresh) December 1, 2022
『リスのスウェット』が店頭に入荷いたしました！
— METEOR (@meteor_club) December 15, 2022
受注いただいた方へは、明日より順次発送をいたします。数量が多いため到着に３日ほどのずれが出てしまうかと思います。到着まで今しばらくお待ちくださいませ🙇♂️
受注発送が終了次第webショップにも掲載予定ですhttps://t.co/FIFrGqdplp pic.twitter.com/xtlmtT5uwH
The Cocaine Bear tie-in book is amamzing pic.twitter.com/slLtLnN3ST
— Tom Shapira (@tomshaps) December 17, 2022
The trophy pic.twitter.com/4HExixiLHw
— CJ Fogler AKA Perc70 #BlackLivesMatter (@cjzero) December 17, 2022
“People don’t care WHAT you did your PhD on, it just shows them that you have critical thinking skills” is an interesting position because if I was truly in possession of critical thinking skills I would not have done a PhD
— Julia (@yuliamilton) November 29, 2022
Legacy code be like pic.twitter.com/bcd5jaBwsg
— Jen Gentleman 🌺 (@JenMsft) November 30, 2022
you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you
— Chris Fleming (@chrisfluming) November 29, 2022
Actual things that women in literature have died from! What’s your favorite?
— The Thanatos Archive 💀⚰️ (@ThanatosArchive) December 1, 2022
Cold hands
Beautiful face
Missing slippers
Wrist fevers
Night brain
Going outside at night in Italy
Shawl insufficiency
Too many pillows
Garden troubles
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あまりに水平なので撮った自分でさえクソコラを疑いたくなるほど。
— さかやき📷sakayaki (@sakayaki_SZK) December 11, 2022
2022.12.11 BASARA 後楽園ホール#阿部史典 選手#basara_pw pic.twitter.com/reytjhMXnh
This dog ate her car up like some bubblegum pic.twitter.com/M5rvyYa25n
— Shayla (@ShayTheAries) December 9, 2022
@jennawhiterabbit Can’t look at this wedding photo without laughing, though #nobodyneedstoknow #weddingsecrets #weddingphotographyhack #disneylandwedding #disneylandbride ♬ Good Vibes (Instrumental) - Ellen Once Again
@sandyk616 #freeofcharge😂😂😂 #phonecharger #tricked #thankyouhonda ♬ I bet Ava saw this - nataliejanesings
@susitnasleddogs Throw back to when Ruger was a puppy and she wanted to run with the team. She’s now 3 years old and is an awesome little sled dog ❤️ #sleddog #dogsledding #dogmushing #puppy #puppiesoftiktok #cutepuppy #workingdog ♬ original sound - Susitna Sled Dog Adventures
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