Shopthis is what my brother wanted for christmas pic.twitter.com/O7mVuIrFa2
— Emma Berquist (@eeberquist) December 24, 2022
gonna start using “explore self-service options” in place of “go fuck yourself” https://t.co/L3OBidYn89
— wichita onlineman (@Yelix) December 28, 2022
All the Southwest bags that made it to LAX without the passengers pic.twitter.com/fBW4w7jO9Y
— Downtown LA Scanner (@DowntownLAScan) December 27, 2022
https://t.co/drcSU0X7pQ pic.twitter.com/4tGzw0Es1Q
— Ian Cohen (@en_cohen) December 27, 2022
Here’s the @FoxCricket Flying Fox / Spider Cam doing its bit to help the Aussie cricketers build a healthy lead against South Africa... π¬π₯ Hope the player it collided with (Nortje?) is okay! #AUSvSA pic.twitter.com/9cIcPS2AAq
— Ari (@arimansfield) December 27, 2022
lots of conversation about the woman who blocks the chair (deserved) but i do want to give props to the guy behind the register who dodges the chair which is coming at him from his blind side??? this is like seeing neo and trinity in real life https://t.co/F1vaD945c9
— niki grayson (unofficial) (@godsewa) December 27, 2022
I see no lies π₯±π₯±π₯±@RedditCFB @SickosCommittee #BirminghamBowl pic.twitter.com/VNZDE1TAv9
— Trey Jacka (@MarmadukeIII) December 27, 2022
A reminder that Chad Staggs' wife makes incredible sugar cookies with crushed up Oreos in them and if you get some sacks in his defense you get a box of them. https://t.co/r67TV6gYGw
— Andy Staples (@Andy_Staples) December 28, 2022
Must be a Wednesday ππΌπͺ #chantsup pic.twitter.com/J4NzfE7Zok
— Kelli Staggs (@StaggsKelli) September 14, 2022
Amazon has the wound cube.What the fuck info on me is Facebook stealing that makes it want to show me this ad? pic.twitter.com/N5OKaMBbq5
— Jimmy Mincemeat, Mobile Cadaver (@Kislingtwits) April 17, 2018
NO ONE knows how to draw feet, and if you do that’s uh… interesting
— feefal (@feefal_) December 8, 2022
losing my mind at this sticker on the bhagavad gita in the DFW airport chapel pic.twitter.com/SzHH4B3p7K
— zack reeves (@zbreeves) December 25, 2022
the grocery clerk said "she's got an egg." I nodded and smiled, not sure what she meant. "She's got an EGG," she said more urgently, pointing. I turned around just in time to see the 1-year-old holding aloft an egg from the carton, grinning hugely before crushing it in her fist
— Gregory Possum-Encounterer π (@cat_beltane) December 8, 2022
a little thing about The Shivah i especially love - the dialog system presents multiple ways to respond to things, including a 'rabbinical response', where you answer a question with another question. pic.twitter.com/sCkHkE0mfl
— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) December 26, 2022
Video game tutorials pic.twitter.com/MyP7fao3zX
— Dan Marshall (@danthat) December 10, 2022
Who needs stealth in action movies when you can do shit like this? pic.twitter.com/9hOHSfzPG4
— Harris Dang aka Critic Name (@FilmMomatic) December 18, 2022
my roommate hid among us figurines all over the house and every morning my cat comes in to my room with a crewmate in his mouth BEAMING like he caught me a rodent pic.twitter.com/4tUZKorr7x
— spuuky (@spuuky) December 9, 2022
If that was posted directly to twitter someone would have already bullied OP into call the police on their folks for animal cruelty https://t.co/dKVYAi8UEy
— Theresa Carmody, Angel of the Lanes (@GrrlGhost) December 25, 2022
@teagentisdale This why I stick to chili’s smh #fyp #foryou #fypγ· #roomates #flagstaff ♬ original sound - TT
@tbone319 They took advantage of the opportunity when he was outside #fight #catfight #cat #dog #catsanddogs #goldenretriever #goldenretrieverlife ♬ Girlfight - Brooke Valentine
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