Would love to hear more about the mooncakesChInA iS a MeRiToCrAcY pic.twitter.com/ViOJds4zxO
— Michael “In A Move Likely To Anger China” Mazza (@mike_mazza) July 21, 2023
there’s always another level of secret, even more elite signifier you don’t know about https://t.co/vspQMDATXC
— csz (@cszabla) July 21, 2023
I booked a “featured extra” role on SVU - scene included Benson asking me directly about my assault. They told me to nod (not speak at all) and when it aired suddenly I had lines.
— kristeschner (@KrisTeschner) July 18, 2023
They had an ADR actor speak for me bc if I spoke they would have had to pay me more plus residuals. https://t.co/1gY0I3Mqmt
Hey @HungaroringF1 - congrats on your contract extension! Are you going to do anything about the appalling crowd management leaving your circuit, meaning that - to avoid a 2 hour bus wait - we had a 2km walk then were ushered onto actual live **railway tracks**?#HungarianGP pic.twitter.com/dUj6anXcpT
— Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) July 22, 2023
Hey @marriottmarquissd! WTF with your $13 Pepsi?! Way to take advantage of the nerds. #sdcc pic.twitter.com/VyPHWzfIWw
— Jimmy Aquino (@jimmyaquino) July 21, 2023
I don’t post pics of myself but I really do need to share a flatlay of my Barbenheimer fit pic.twitter.com/aJ00Y2TWyA
— Cat Manning (@catacalypto) July 22, 2023
they should cast priyanka chopra as the next cleopatra to achieve maximum discourse overload
— *facetiously* postman is haaaard (@Alexisization) July 20, 2023
WILD handshake line brawl at the Bangkok U18 Invitational between Thailand and Hong Kong 😳
— B/R Open Ice (@BR_OpenIce) July 20, 2023
(Also, someone please check on No. 24 🫣)
(IG/triquidd) pic.twitter.com/seG3aZzksm
Over the past couple of years I've been using the titles of obscure old books as names (and prompts) for my short horror stories - Dissection Of The Cockroach; If You Touch Them, They Vanish; My Enemies Have Sweet Voices; - and I think I might add this to the list. pic.twitter.com/bhloWGdQ51
— Steven Sheil (@SSheil) July 13, 2023
https://t.co/wiFke52c9Y pic.twitter.com/LLUL8SHaKq
— miss large calves (@largecalves) July 20, 2023
The real secret to beating the market is trading on insider information and not pissing off anyone to get yourself thrown in jail.
— Eric Bandholz (@bandholz) July 14, 2023
For that, social skills are far more important than math skills.
I would wonder why the GRU was targeting me on vacation in Central America https://t.co/QdWExPunst
— mark safranski (@zenpundit) July 13, 2023
https://t.co/xIcnZ6JC8y pic.twitter.com/LL6kGOdWGP
— Flo Crivello (@Altimor) July 12, 2023
ATTENTION BIMBOS!!!!
— mastiff (@m4stiff) July 11, 2023
THEY HAVE THE OFFICIAL JUICY TRACKSUIT VELOUR AT JOANNS NOW pic.twitter.com/gnPVT4Qc92
@i_clipped_that Hot wheels race on a closed water park will be the best thing you see today 😂 #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #hilarious #funny #lol #laugh #joke #meme #viral #xzybca #haha ♬ original sound - Gamehub
@squiiirtcobain Shes got eyes for nobody except the vacuum cleaner #fyp #pitbulls #greatdane #pitdanelab #puppies #puppy #dogs #fypã‚·゚viral ♬ original sound - nika
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