Thursday, May 2, 2024

Today's news and jokes

(Though the owner of the scheduled location of the event "himself has not faced any human trafficking charges, a casino run by his business has been raided at least twice, and both times authorities rescued people who had been forced to work there in call-center scams and other illicit activities")

(A boxer)

("The last two categories of the competition are determined by the team's community service hours and how many members clubs gain each year, an effort to encourage the growth of the collegiate jump rope community")

(True several years ago, at least)

@karen_puzzles I went to the WORLD JIGSAW PUZZLE CHAMPIONSHIPS#puzzle #foryou #fyt ♬ Chill Vibes - Tollan Kim

@celzurich Only in Switzerland you have a ripeness scanner dedicated to avocados..! 🀣πŸ₯‘ Thanks @Migros ! #switzerland #zurich #avocados ♬ original sound - kardashianshulu

@centerforbirdsofprey Did you see how slim the owl’s profile was in the first clip? Nicknamed the “transformer owl,” the Northern white-faced owl has ability to shapeshift when approached by a threat. Often, in an effort to camouflage, they elongate their body by flattening their feathers and squinting their eyes to mimic dead branches (first clip). If detected, they will puff themselves up, sway, and growl in an effort to scare the predator away (last clip). Native to Africa, this tiny owl weighs in at only 150 grams and is one of the Center’s newest educational ambassadors. Visit the Center to meet this small but incredible owl. #aviary #owl #thecenterforbirdsofprey #fyp #yppppp ♬ runaway kanye west - 𝐰𝐒π₯π₯ 🏎️🏁

@rebeccamjackson The way she helplessly waits for me to remove it every time πŸ₯Ή #fyp #myheart #bestfriend #doggo ♬ original sound - Rebecca Jackson

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