I (very passively) commented on how I liked the spoons at Benihanas to my mom and later she sends me this pic.twitter.com/w8gpMzhDug
— erin🦋 (@erinmhk) January 19, 2024
(Another source)feel like I must be reading it wrong that he actually said this!?
— csz (@cszabla) May 23, 2024
McKinsey deploying their crack team of 24 year olds who have never done anything of value to consult with the Chinese military is in fact an incredible work of patriotism. pic.twitter.com/dvdIzP2LY5
— Glinert 🇺🇸 🏭 (@StevenGlinert) May 24, 2024
One thing I kind of think is interesting is a specific phrase starcruiser guests use a lot, which is that starcruiser had the "highest guest satisfaction ratings in the history of the company."
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 24, 2024
A Medium article hyperlinks the phrase to this tweet by a theme park reporter, and you'll notice it doesn't appear in quotations, in a thread with lots of other quotes https://t.co/Kao86YuabX
— Jenny Nicholson (@JennyENicholson) May 24, 2024
google is trying to re-enchant the world by queering the rigid shackles of knowledge and uall are complaining
— no earthquake (bonjoir) (@no_earthquake) May 24, 2024
posted in 2012Launching "Gluegle" a search engine just for glue related material.
— Julian McCullough (@julezmac) July 29, 2012
So Rishi Sunak just took a question from a hi-vis jacket-wearing man at a campaign event in a McVities warehouse.
— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) May 23, 2024
It turns out the man is actually local Conservative councillor Ross Hills.
Hills just admitted to me to being asked to appear at the eventhttps://t.co/HWdWtnteEO
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) May 22, 2024
Duolingo reminds me of those dancing robots, where the main product seems to just be creating viral advertising momentsDuolingo is holding a special "Ultimate Tag Challenge" event at Aqua City in Odaiba tomorrow. Participants will play tag against a freakishly muscular version of Duolingo's mascot. Anyone who can evade Duo for over 20 seconds will win a prize. pic.twitter.com/kcAy9uifN2
— Jeffrey J. Hall 🇯🇵🇺🇸 (@mrjeffu) May 25, 2024
REPORT: Shilo Sanders’ NIL earnings have been called into question after declaring bankruptcy in court, per @denverwestword.
— On3 (@On3sports) May 24, 2024
He’s facing a $11.89M lawsuit alleging he attacked a security guard at a Texas high school in 2015.https://t.co/9CRbb9aMu2 pic.twitter.com/BRpP7vVTPN
Kyrie Irving is in the Anta KAI 1 “Chief Hélà” to start the Western Conference Finals pic.twitter.com/u9z7wUxLxb
— Nick DePaula (@NickDePaula) May 23, 2024
i will never forget the sudden wheezing from the guy behind me in the checkout lane yesterday when i held up my phone and said “siri send a message to ‘the husbandolorian’”
— Katie Chironis (@kchironis) May 23, 2024
Malé, Maldives looks out like a fully maxed out SimCity game. pic.twitter.com/Kv7RVKiXKf
— M. Nolan Gray (@mnolangray) April 22, 2024
I drank from this. Felt weird. pic.twitter.com/qz0SGzBvfU
— Daniel Kraus (@DanielDKraus) March 30, 2024
This cannot be real!!! McGill is not a real place!!!! Get me out!!!!! pic.twitter.com/a8kZ3lYSFg
— mid-day psychosis (@HalesBeth) April 22, 2024
grocery shopping is difficult for me as I have a condition (some call it a gift) where when I touch a food item I am immediately and violently imparted with its story from birth to death. I held a lime and wept this morning (they have souls and interior lives)
— JP (@jpbrammer) February 2, 2024
(That's what this blog is for)A girl recently told me “guys love to show you a video” and now she will never get a video out of me. She messed up. I have so many videos
— MALIK EL.⁉️ (@maliktheoracle) April 22, 2024
The best thing about this story 😍 https://t.co/Lq6gqkMgV7 pic.twitter.com/O0uzHb4oIf
— Dr. Rebecca Wragg Sykes (@LeMoustier) April 21, 2024
you think the Empire ever put up signs like this? https://t.co/ngCS5QNDZu
— the thicc husband & father (@lukeisamazing) April 21, 2024
@tomfunnyco The main thing is not to open your mouth😄😅 ###funnyvideos #animalsoftiktok #pet #fyp ♬ оригинальный звук - Tom & Funny Co
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